In a large studio known as 666 News, a breaking report is about to take place. Sitting in front of the camera is a tall woman with short blond hair, pale face and red eyes and thick black eyeshadow. She wears a red long sleeve dress with a pearl necklace. The one sitting next to her looks like a man wearing a blue suit and has white hair, but wears a gas mask.
"Good after noon I'm Katie Killjoy," The news woman introduces.
"And, I'm Tom Trench," The male reporter adds
Then Tom announces, "Chaos in Pentagram city today as a turf war raging on the west side between notable kingpins Sir Pentious and self-proclaimed spunky powerhouse Cherri Bomb."
"That's right Tom. After the recent extermination, many areas are now up for grabs." Katie says.
Then the screen snows the event of Cherri bomb vs. Sir Oentious and his Egg Bois.
Katie continues. "Demons all over hell are already duking it out to gain new territory."
"Those two seem to really be going at it, huh?" Tom asks.
Katie says bringing out a tooth and nail from her cup, "Looks like they're fighting tooth and nail for that hot spot!" Then eat them.
"And I'd sure like to nail her hot spot," Tom says, giving a pervert look.
"You are a lipdick jackass Tom. Or should I say?" Katie says. Then holds out her cup and purposely drops coffee on his private spot.
"No dick?" Katie concludes.
"N-not again..." Tom moans in pain and has his head flop on the table.
Yet Katie continues with the broadcast, "Coming up next, we have an exclusive interview with the daughter of hell's own head honcho who's here to discuss her brand-new passion project. All that and more, after the break!" as she crushes her cup to pieces.
She turns to her colleague who is in pain and angrily says, "Suck it up your little bitch!"
The TV changes to color and beeps. Backstage, Vaggie is straightening Charlie's bowtie for her big interview.
"Okay you remember what to say," Vaggie asks.
Charlie takes a deep breath and says, "Yes, Let's do this."
Charlie is not only wearing a black-bowtie, but also a white shirt underneath her pink tuxedo, paired with aubergine trousers and long black suspenders. Her name was Charlie.
"Just listen and I'll it to you-" Vaggie says, causing Charlie to deflate.
Charlie groans, "Come on, Vaggie I know what to say. I just feel like we need to..."
"I don't know... make things sound more exciting," Charlie adds, walking to the table to pick up a donut and tosses it away.
Charlie gasps as an idea reaches her, "OH!"
Then leans to Vaggie with a smile, "What if I-"
"Sing a song about it," Vaggie concludes.
"You knew I was gonna say that?" Charlie asks with a smile on her face and taps Vaggie's nose causing her to smile.
"Because I know you," Vaggie says tighten her tie.
But grabs her arms in a serious tone, "But please don't sing. This is serious,"
"Well you know, I'm better at expressing myself and my goal through song," Charlie says as she climbs on the table.
"But life isn't a musical hon," Vaggie says to her.
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Hazbin Hotel: A Blazing Phoenix's Story
FanfictionHazbin Hotel Prequel The Human Demon Hybrid. Phoenix turns eighteen and is soon abducted from her home. After escaping her abductors, she soon lives with her Cousin Charlie and her friends at the Happy Hotel. She will have to learn the ways of Hell...