(verb.) protect and care for (someone) lovingly.
" he cared for me beyond measure and cherished me in his heart. "
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DATING START !
• Dei is a goofy and clumsy asshat where danger tends to follow him ( let alone the other main two for now on ).
• now, your life is already chaos but living WITH him AND his Swag club ? prepare yourself for a ride. also you're dating him, how fun yaaaay.
• teasing is a must. its basically a daily routine you two have.
• comparing to Hank or Sanford, he's not that serious. okay there are times where he is indeed serious, but most of the time, he's just isn't. not surprising coming from someone flippant ( pft like hell i'm notー )
• apparently, he can hack, he'll teach you if you want to. he also likes hearing you just basically blabber over your interest, your genuine smile always made his day.
• since Deimos smoked, he'll be very very careful if you have asthma or just simply can't stand it for certain reasons.
• junk food for dinner, probably.
• unless you cook. or you're vegetarian.
• he respected your boundaries and all but sometimes he just can't help but flirt the hell out of you. in short, cheesy pickup lines.
• impulsive and impatient, he's almost like a teenager to me ( acts like one that's what i mean, don't get weird just now ). also, he's really affectionate and clingy, like really.
• probably never does the dishes, you would always had to do it for him. except you also never do the dishes, lmao poor Sanford.
• you would always try to stop his smoking habits since you know how dangerous they are, he could've get killed ! no one wants that, right ?
• questionable chats at 2 AM in the morning. he once send a message that says 'good morning, bae' at 1 AM.
• Deimos is either the type to not get jealous easily or the opposite, the choices are up to you because i'm brain dead rn.
• ideal dates can be anything, as long as you two had each other. he really like being around you, bestie.
• Dei likes picking you up for whatever reason, he will stop if you're uncomfortable though. i don't know why, he just did.
• probably sends you memes on daily, there's no stopping him now, honey.
• probably got jealous of your pet for no reason, he be talking to your pet like : "back off, they're mine not yours." like a madman. so don't be surprise when you found him threatening your beloved animal friend.
• bothers you when bored, which is always btw. don't hesitate to elbowed him in the stomach if he's being a little out of hand. actually i'm pretty sure he'll tease you more, but sssshhhhh
• cuddles, whether you like it or not, you don't really have a choice.
• i ran out of idea for some good outro, someone please send help, bubblesimp is coming for my ass.
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there
*dies*
QUESTION TIME : would you smooch a rock ?
oh and what's your opinion on Doc / 2bdamned ?
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