Levi x McQueen

Off the tracks

"Thou shan't trust those from the hehehe clan  for shrekism is the one true religion "Sh'rekble from the book of fiona's  badussy.

Lightning McQueen just got back from playing fornite with the sunday school kids . He had just gotten his first victory royale from unpluging the disable's kid controller in a fit of rage, the next thing on his to-do liste was to buy a fur suit  from the local crackhead Oaken. He made his way to oaken's shop which smeled of crack and week booze, " yoohoo" the raspy voice said from behind the cardboard counter while smoking weed while thug life blasted on the radio  , Oaken's voice was slowly starting to sound like that one lady from the cigarette commerical. Lightning  McQueen turned towards the norweigan  and said " Yo dude wheres my fur suit i made a reservation for it like two hours ago"  , " I got hungry while making it you have to come back for it in a month" Oaken snorted two lines of crack. Suddenly micahel jackson bursted through the makeshift door " DORA FELL DOWN THE SEWER SYSTEM WHILE MOON WALKING" he said .Dora was his dance student. Lightning McQueen turned around quickly he was in shock as he and Dora were gansters in there childhood (dora was also oaken's drug dealer). " lead me to her" Lightning McQueen said because he worked on the city's plubing system along with Mario and Lugi but lugi died because he got attacked by a bunch of fruity disney characters in the sewers (elsa did the most damage on him ). MJ moon walked to the place where Dora fell in and lightning McQueen followed him. Lightning McQueen looked in the sewers and saw no one , " you tricked me" Lightning said Micheal Jackson sung " you've been hit by a smooth criminal" before pushing him into the sewers, McQueen let out a very dramatic anime girl scream before hitting the sewer's floor. MJ covered the manhole with the sewer cover while heheheing his way to Dora's house for Netflix and chill, little did he know that Dora's mother was home.  Lightning McQueen was cold and scared but he saw the end of the sewer system with a bright light, he decided to drive towards it in hopes it leads to the outside.