Hange's Lab/ Dungeon/ Experimenting thingy

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While squinting his eyes Mcqueen finally made it out of the tunnel which smelled like rat shit, Luigi's dead body, and the half-insane Disney princesses who had been living there for years after being exiled from their kingdoms for a number of federal crimes.

As soon as he opened his eyes a titan sashayed towards him like a model on the runway, he once again let out his very overdramatic anime girl scream and drove behind a tree. Unfortunately for him, he was a facking car and cars are too thicc to hide behind trees. As soon as the titan was gonna pick up his dumb ass, a midget came and brutally murdered the titan causing  Mcqueen to block out. 

A few days later he woke up in hange's "experimenting dungeon/ lab thingy" , his wheels were gone so he couldn't move and his trunk was open ;) . Hange was somewhere in the room intensely observing two bugs getting there lickidty slurpy 2000  on. " W-w-w-w-w-w-w-where am I" said lighting Mcqueen sounding like one of those gacha pick me girls in a glmm, Hange quickly turned around and showed the most horrendous smile ever. Mcqueen felt  a shiver run down his engine.

"Ah your finally awake you werird freak of nature" said hange while approching Mcqueen, " Where I am, why are my wheels gone and why Is my trunk open??" Mcqueen  glared. Hange rolled her eyes and scoffed " Chill out I was just experimenting", " what type of experimenting" Mcqueen raised his eyebrow. " Experimenting" Hange smirked furiously.

Lighting Mcqueen let out his loud deathly anime girl  scream " SOMEONE HELP ME". Suddenly Levi burst in  "Jesus Hange learn to keep your lab experiments under control" Levi said while glaring at both of them angirly, However Lighting Mcqueen didn't care that Levi was staring at him while looking like an angry garden gnome. He had just met the most beautiful man,his life now had purpose and it was to serve levi for the rest of his life. He felt his non- exsistant car schlong grow hard at the sight of levi and stared at him in awe.

"You know what I'll just leave" said levi shaking his head, Lightning Mcqueen looked at him with pleading eyes as if begging him to stay. Levi didn't know what the hell he was doing because for one Mcqueen looked like some crack had flew in his eyes while making that face and two Levi didn't give a shit so he left. Hange however was very happy that she could continue her experimenting and smirked at Mcqueen.

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