Jungkook: Can we please stay in your room
Haerin: Why ?
Taehyung: We played with an ouija board and cursed our room
Jungkook: and Jimin Hyung isn't much help , he doesn't know how to banish spirits , so he is just throws salt at them and yells "does it look like a hotel to you !!?" .
Namjoon: *sighs* come in
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Jungkook: This white wine is delicious.
Haerin: That's... That's milk, kookie.
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Genie: For your valiant efforts, we will grant you three wishes.
Haerin: Great! I wish Dabari could talk.
Genie: Done.
Haerin *leaning down to pet Dabari*: Hey, buddy, you get two wishes!
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Namjoon: What are you doing?
Haerin *snuggling in Joon's embrace*: Hiding.
Namjoon: Do you mean hugging?
Haerin*pauses*: Did I stutter.
Haerin: This is my safe place.
Haerin: Now please put your arms back around me.
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Haerin: When you turn 18, people are gonna try to tell you to buy porn or cigarettes because you can, but to hell with that.
Haerin: You know what else is legal to buy at 18? Blades.
Haerin: Get yourself a damn sword. A big knife is also okay.
Jungkook: Should you be telling me all this?
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Jungkook: I never know what to say to people at funerals...
Haerin: Just say 'I'm sorry for your loss', then move on
Jungkook: Oh, okay
[later at the funeral]
Jungkook: I'm sorry for your loss. Move on
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Namjoon: They were not, as Erin says, awake.
Seokjin: Do you mean woke?
Namjoon: I did mean woke, but it's grammatically incorrect.
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Dabari: *barking*
Yoongi: Haerin, please make Dabari stop.
Haerin: *starts barking too*
Dabari: *barks back*
Haerin: She says she won't.
Yoongi: ...
Yoongi: This dorm is a freaking disaster.
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Hoseok, on the phone to Seokjin: Yeah, Haerinnie is in the kitchen right now
Haerin: *reading a recipe* "Beat the eggs."
Haerin: In what? Hand-to-hand combat? That sounds kinda mean, don't you think?
Seokjin: GET HER OUT OF THERE
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Namjoon: HELP! I TOLD JIN HYUNG I'D COOK DINNER TONIGHT BUT I CAN'T COOK!
Haerin, pouring milk directly into the cereal bag: and you thought i could help?
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Namjoon: If you had to separate your dog from 49 other identical dogs, that were all equally excited to see you, how would you determine which dog was yours?
Haerin: I would take my 50 dogs home and live like a queen.
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Haerin: So, on a scale of 1-10, how would you rate your pain?
Jungkook, groaning: 10/10 would NOT recommend.
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Haerin: *sighs*
Taehyung: You bored?
Haerin: Yeah
Taehyung: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Haerin: Thought you'd never ask.
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