+꩜ 𝐇𝐀𝐈𝐊𝐘𝐔𝐔 𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐏
❝ IM TELLING U, HE GOT THE PRETTIEST
DICK ! ❞
⎯⎯ ' love goes around, and when u think
you're over it, it comes back and slaps you
right in the face '
𓆩♥︎𓆪 #𝐂𝐀𝐒𝐄 / 𝙁𝙀𝘼𝙏. 𝐒𝐔𝐍𝐀 𝐑. + 𝐀...
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˚ · • . ° . ✧ ˚ · 𐀔 ᵎᵎ ┊ ┊ ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚ ꕥ
𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝟑 "THAT DICK IS DEF A 10 OUTTA 10"
"so any something something happening between you and suna ?" atsumu asks, winking to prove his point, right hand shaking you in excitement.
"nothing happened but, call me horny because he looked s'fine" you slurred, hand covering the lower part of your face as you heated up.
you've been drinking with atsumu at the corner bar, undoubtedly a bit tipsy. he surprisingly however, remained sober taking the responsibility of safely returning you home.
the few alcoholic drinks you've drowned in took slight effect, comfortably warming your body, making your brain a little fuzzy. so when atsumu had brought up the topic of your old crush — possibly new one; you had immediately flush in a heat coat again.
atsumu laughed, taking a short sip of his non-alcoholic apple cider as the CO2 fizzles in his throat "i better be the first to get details" he takes another sip "and no information left behind"
"and why is that hmm ?" you questioned dramatically, "is it so bad that i wanna know what happens to my bestie ?" he threw back in return, you may be drunk, but it doesn't take one to be conscious to recognize his stupidity.
atsumu has tried multiple times to set you up with any hot person he sees, just so he could give you his 'learn to fuck well with atsumu' guide. the idea of you gaining tips for him just boosts his ego, aside from you actually agreeing to his date set-ups — which you definitely had tried; but the dates doesn't seems to satisfy you enough y'kno ?
you possibly just needed a certain someone..
"are you sure it's not to give me extra porn ideas again" atsumu nearly choked on his drink he was very much enjoying. oh fuck, he thought to himself, he didn't expect you'd catch up that quickly.
"n-no !" he waved his hand vaguely "i'm just simply worried of my dear bestfriend is'all ! i mean what if he isn't the right one for you ? what if can't please you well ?" he pouts in disapproval, eyes glossy to exaggerate his reasoning.
"i'm telling you, this man probably has the prettiest cock you've ever seen. and like, not only does he have one of the hottest faces alive, his voice is s'hot too, id literally let him do anything to me" you placed your hand on your forehead with a giggle, checking for a fever just talking about him.
"plus he's literally suna rintaro, what can't he do ?"
though to say, atsumu had to admit, you were right in this case. 'except for the prettiest cock part' suna has perfect aspect of angles due to his training in high school. along with his punctilious skill to memorize the perfect spot, he'd be perfect for you.
atsumu smirks behind his cup, pretending he didn't just sent suna his location to set you both up or just for him to take care of you while he checks out to kita's apartment, not like you were complaining of course.
he wasn't your perfect wingman for nothing, anyway.
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A/N oop mb for the publish slip-up if y'all saw that LMFAO and sorry for the late update </3
