Whoppa's POV:
Life is so boring when you are 7. No alcohol, no drugs, no women, no nothing. Just some stupid ass kids running around, playing tag or hide and seek, and the "cool" ones are watching YouTube kids. You know, I wanted to spend my time watching some hot Barbie chicks dancing in bikinis, but my ugly annoying family took me to the pool. They also took my Ipad😡😡. What a bunch of idiots.
The only person that I like in my family is my uncle, Jack Manifold. He is famous as fuck😍😍. And, his friend, Tommy told me that he will take me to a strip club.Third POV:
Whoppa and his family almost die in a car crash, but they (un)fortunately arrive at the pool.
- Whoppa, don't go in the deep water please, said Whoppa's mom.
- Yeah, okay, birth giver-I mean mom.
-Sis, did you get a whoppa?asked Jack
- Yes, i also took Whoppa with us.
"Damn, what an idiot, I asked her if she has whoppa, cause I'm hungry. And she hits me with an Yeah, my son is here with me. Bruh"Then, Whoppa's mom(let's name her Karen) and his sister go to flirt with some men, leaving Jack and Whoppa behind.
- Yo, uncle, can I go and swim in the big ass pool?
- Ofc dumbass, im not your mom or anything. Now let me film something for my vlog.
WHOPPA'S POV:Let's goooo, i escaped. Now all I gotta do is attract some hot chicks. I go into the biggest pool here, and I wait for women to spawn.
15 minutes pass by, and nothing happens. I start to lose my hope. I turn around, and then I see it. The most beautiful, the hottest girl in the world. The ball. I go near her, pick her up, and start to kiss the ball. Her lips are so soft, so wet. She tastes like rubber and bleach, but that makes me even hornier. Suddenly, she escapes a moan. I don't want to miss this opportunity, so I kiss her even harder this time, biting on her lip. She starts to kiss me with the tongue, so we do that. Her moans were so beautiful, like music to my ears. She looks me in the eyes, telling me with some muffled words, that she wants to have sex, right here.
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Whoppa-ing a ball
FanfictionInspired by my beloved friend, and a random kid. TW// curse words, sex