#1: Welcome to My Hellhole, Enjoy Your Stay

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Finn: Will you marry me?
Vurb's mind: he probably means it as a friend!

Bad: Look, Geppy! A shooting star!
Bad: Skeppy ur not looking!
Skeppy: I'm too busy looking at you
Spifey: Will you two just watch the damn firework show?

Vurb: Are you guys sure Finn likes me?
Zelk: He does
Skeppy: He does
Spifey: He does
Finn: I do
Vurb: I'm still not sure...

Spifey: Skeppy it's 3 am, why are you making a racket?
Skeppy, who climbed on top of the fridge: I wanted some cereal.

Vurb: Do you love me as more than a friend?
Finn: We've literally been married for five years
Vurb: Still

Dadza: Guys I'm ho-
The furniture: chairs upside down, the couch is on its side, and the table is on top of a stack of chairs
Techno: Tommy did it!
Tommy: We were playing Nerf War

Bad: Skeppy, WHY is the house on fire?
Skeppy: I was testing

Skeppy: My hands are cold
Bad: holds Skeppy's hands
Skeppy: My lips are freezing
-Later-
Spifey: My hands are cold
Zelk: Spifey it's 90° out here.

Sapnap: Every kiss begins with K ;)
George: too bad ugly starts with U :)

Quackity: Fuck you!
Bad: Language!
Quackity: Oh, sorry
Quackity: Vete a la mierda!

Skeppy: Bad, can I ask you something?
Vurb: Are you finally gonna get married?

Finn: Will you be my boyfriend?
Vurb: You mean, as friends, or...

Zelk: Babe, I'm going to the store. We're out of milk and ice cream
Spifey, singing: But baby it's cold outside~
Zelk: IT'S LITERALLY THE HOTTEST DAY OF THE YEAR

Skeppy: crying
Bad: What's wrong?
Skeppy: mutters something
Bad: What?
Skeppy: I TOOK A BITE OF AN ONION!

Tommy: Hold the fuck up
Phil: ?
Tommy: I'm the fuck up
Tommy, voice cracking: please hold me-

Skeppy: I fucked up
Vurb: BadBoyHalo is "up"
Skeppy: Vurb no-

Vurb: Sorry I'm late! I was doing things
Finn: I'm things ;]
Vurb: Finn not now

Zelk: YOU ALWAYS FUCK UP
Spifey: SHUT IT, UP
Zelk:
Spifey:
Zelk, pointing at the front door: Get out.

Crash!
Tubbo: Are you okay??
Tommy: Am I ever?

Eret: Wilbur, you need to stop using humor to cover your emotions...
Wilbur, sobbing: But I'm literally a snack!

Bad: watching TV
Girl: I heard a noise, I'm scared!
Boy: It's okay, I'll go check.
-Later-
Bad: I heard a noise, I'm scared
Skeppy: So am I

Vurb: You're pretty
Finn: No I'm not
Vurb: ye-
Finn: I'M GORGEOUS!

The Idots at the scary part of the movie:
Spifey: hides eyes and curls up with a blanket
Skeppy: screech
Finn: throws a high-heel shoe at the TV
Vurb: slowly ascending all my life choices, led to this...
Zelk: little girl scream That- that wasn't scary ahah... ha...

Tommy: I'm not scared of anything!
Tubbo: You screamed and threw a pillow at a thriller for kids
Tommy: IT WAS A WAR CRY

Bad: I'm gonna go blow bubbles!
Skeppy: Okay, bye!
Vurb: Why are you saying bye, bubbles?

Zelk: Mega, how can you tell if someone likes you?
Mega: No one likes me, Zelk.

Spifey: I think I'm in love with Zelk
Skeppy: Congratulations! you're the last one to notice.

Spifey, whispering: Zelk, I'm cold...
Zelk, wrapped up in all the blankets: why?

Quackity: I once got in an argument and wasn't sure if I wanted to say "I hate you" or "fuck you!"
Quackity: It came out, "I fuck you!"

Skeppy: Mega, why do you always tell me not to demote Zelk?
Mega: You think I wanna take care of them? points to InvadedLands staff

When Bad and Skeppy first met:
Skeppy: I've only known BadBoyHalo for an hour
Skeppy: But if anything happens to him, I will kill everyone in this room and then myself!

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