MCYT Incorrect Quotes (SLOW UPDATES)

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Incorrect Quotes courtesy of t0x (Just-Vurb)

skeppy: Are you a cuddler?
badboyhalo: I'm a machine of death and destruction.
skeppy:
badboyhalo: ...Yeah, I'm a cuddler

badboyhalo: I think I'm falling for you.
skeppy: Then get up.

spifey: Is this your plan B?
zelk: Technically, this is plan P.
spifey: Plan P? Is there a plan M?
zelk: Yes, but I marry vurb in plan M.
vurb: I like plan M.

zelk: There's nothing worse than people using big words they don't understand.
spifey: I photosynthesize with this.

badboyhalo: Do you even know what an amulet is?
skeppy: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes. I like the ones with cheese and onions!
badboyhalo: skeppy, those are omelettes.
skeppy: Oh. Then I’ve got nothing

skeppy: Bonjour, badboyhalo. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
badboyhalo: No, I don't want to sleep with you.
skeppy: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really gross tennis instructor.

zelk: standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like ‘look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I’m losing.’
spifey: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

spifey: I love you.
zelk, not paying attention: What was that?
spifey: I said I’m selling you to the zOo-

zelk: If you could guess, how many brain cells do you have?
spifey: Dorito’s cool ranch.
zelk:
zelk: I'm just gonna assume zero for now.
spifey: I love that song.

spifey: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.
zelk: Okay.
spifey: And make out during the scary parts.
zelk: Th-
zelk: The scary parts.
zelk: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

vurb: Guys, my friend here is bilingual.
zelk: Yes.
vurb: Which means they like both boys and girls.
zelk: Ye- wait, what-
spifey: vurb, that's not what bilingual means-
vurb: Shhh, it's okay zelk. I still love you, man.
zelk & spifey: ...
vurb: bUT NOT LIKE THAT-

zelk: Just think about this! I’m your hottest friend.
zelk: No, that’s spifey… I’m your nicest friend.
zelk: No, vurb... I’m your friend!

vurb: I know you love him.
spifey: I am not in love with zelk!
vurb, staring at spifey: I never said who...
spifey: realizes
spifey: Shit. Well, anyways-

spifey: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
zelk: It was skeppy.
finn: It was skeppy.
vurb: skeppy broke it.
skeppy:
skeppy: ...yOU PROMISED-
(BONUS)
bad who kept his promise: it was me

spifey: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
vurb: IT.
finn: Annabelle.
skeppy: Paranormal Activity.
zelk: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

Finn: Let's play Kiss Marry Kill!
First who would you kill?
vurb points at zelk
skeppy points at zelk
spifey points at zelk
zelk: shrugs I would kill me too.

spifey: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… zelk and I are dating.
zelk, finn, vurb, and skeppy: gasp!
spifey: zelk, why are you surprised?!

finn, vurb & zelk: screaming
spifey: runs into the room What's wrong, zelk?!
finn: Wait, why are you asking zelk that when vurb and I are also here?
spifey: Because zelk wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance

finn drunkenly wanders around the house and spifey is drunkenly giggling
skeppy, completely sober: sighs Well, looks like it's just me and you against the wold, zelk.
zelk, going to their room: Nope, just you. shuts door

bad: I’m proud to say I’ve come over my fear of ghosts!
vurb: Eyy, that’s the spirit!
bad: gasps whErE???!!!??

bad: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
zelk: Mine just says "zelk no."
bad: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

zelk: I didn’t even realize how sarcastic I was being. It’s starting to become a problem, I think.

spifey: You're smiling. What happened?
zelk: What? Can't I smile just because I feel like it?
finn: skeppy tripped and fell down the stairs today.

vurb: Well, needless to say. Uh-oh Spaghetti-os.

spifey: Where are you going?
zelk: Hell, eventually.

zelk: So how’s the food spifey made?
skeppy: It's great! Compliments to them.
zelk: goes to the kitchen
zelk: You're adorable.
spifey: blushes

finn: I told zelk that their ears turn red when they lie.
spifey: Do they?
finn: No.
spifey: Then why did you tell them that?
finn: Because I can do this.
finn: Hey zelk! Do you love us?
zelk, with their hands over their ears: No.

spifey: Yo dumbass, get over here.
skeppy: Okay-
vurb: gleefully runs past I’m coming!
skeppy, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...