1. You know, Maggie, The sooner they talk, the sooner they talk back. I hope you never say a word. -Homer Simpson. 2. Here's to alchohol, the cause and solution to all of life's problems. -Homer Simpson. 3. Trying is the first step towards failure. -Homer Simpson. 4. If something's hard, it's not worth doing it. -Homer Simpson. 5. When a woman says nothing's wrong, that means EVERYTHING is wrong. And when a woman says everything's wrong, that means everything's wrong. And when a woman says something's not funny, haha, you better not laugh your ass off. -Homer Simpson.
