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hisshissmf:
so i'm sitting there
kawaiihao:
barbecue sauce on your tiddies
hisshissmf:
NO wen junhwi
some mf came splashed water on me
and ran away
i couldn't see that person's face
SO WHICH ONE OF YOU DISGRACEFUL BRATS WAS IT
horanghae:
gotta bath my turtle
tradesoulforfood:
gotta feed my clothes
chwenotchew:
gotta mop the ceiling
m.chanson:
gotta kris
cherrychoi:
I uh..
left my pizza in the bathtub
hisshissmf:
you
little
shits.
m.chanson:
it wasn't us tho!
hisshissmf:
iTS OBVIOUS YALL WERE BEHIND IT
cherrychoi:
well it wasn't our idea
chwenotchew:
it was dokyeom
hisshissmf:
naw seokmin wouldn't do that
hoeranghaeanti:
he got his lesson from that one time he posted a video of jeonghan for his birthday
j.wonu:
well that was fun
horanghae:
but its true
dokyeom splashed you with water
hisshissmf:
and how do you know that
cherrychoi:
cuz we were all playing truth or dare together
chwenotchew:
and it was joshua hyungs idea to splash you with water
hisshissmf:
oh
it was joshuji
thats fine then
case closed
yall can do whatever crap you want
m.chanson:
seriously hyung? 💀
tradesoulforfood:
i've never seen anyone so whipped
j.wonu:
ifkr
donotdisturb:
i still can't believe i signed that fucking contract and now i'm stuck with you morons for another seven years
tradesoulforfood:
well why did you sign it then?
donotdisturb:
ceo-nim promised me a new macbook
m.chanson:
WHAT?
he said he'd get me new roller skaters
AND I DON'T EVEN SKATE
jejuking:
well atleast you have a good thigh strength
m.chanson:
how is that related to skating hyung...
hoeranghaeanti:
can i resign
holyjis00s:
you just signed it, minghao
hoeranghaeanti:
its always a good day to dream of leaving you dumbfucks
hisshissmf:
ha, you're stuck with us for the next 537623 years
cherrychoi:
why didn't i debut with after school...
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