"So what you're telling me- Denki, Ejiro's best bro starts as he takes a bite of his sloppily made sandwich (he knows kaminari made it no matter how much times he protests and says his dog did).
-"The girl you've been pining for, for over a month now, which is kinda of embarrassing- "Hey!" rejected you, saw how sad you were- he stops to chew. -gave you a kiss to make you feel better then continues to say she infact does like you but can't get with you cause she has an emotionally unstable fraternal twin brother -Which! No one even knew she had- doesn't want her dating anyone cause he has trust issues?"
Ejiro takes a moment to realize how weird all this sounds. ( it sounds like a badly plotted k-drama).
He scratches his neck and chuckles "yeah that's sounds about right".
Denki looks at him disapprovingly
As he takes in the last bite of his sandwich.
He shakes his head "For all this you could've just dated that girl that was weirdly obsessed with smelling your sweaty shirts." He giggles.
Ejiro whines " please don't bring her up."
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They continue walking down the hall
Denki half way done with his food, Eijirou starting with a protein bar.
"So where are we going?" Denki ask bread crumbs on the side of his mouth,now with a box of pocky sticks in his hand.
"We're heading to the garden." Eijiro says as he takes a bite of his protein bar.
"What? We usually eat out in the field where the cheerleaders practice."
"Well we're eating in the garden today." Eijirou beams.
Denki whines.
As they're walking Eijirou realizes kaito (aka his future fiance) never told or even showed him how her brother looks.
"Fuck! how am I supposed to find him if I don't even know how he looks?" He mumbles.
"Know how who looks?"
"Kaito's brother" He replies.
Denki stop and looks at him like he's a crazy person.
"Why would you want to know who he is , better yet know how this guy looks!"
Eijirou laughs nervously.
"Wait is that why you want to go to the garden rather then looking at girls in crop tops and skirts?" He gasps dramatically.
"Oh no!- Denki yells -you wont get me killed!" He tries to run but Eijirou grabs him before he can move a muscle.
Denki whines once again
"Come on bro- Eijirou begins- this is my only chance at scoring the girl of my dreams and I cant do it without getting her brothers trust and I cant do that without my best bro."
Denki looks at him like he's grown a third head.
"Remember the motto? no bro left behind."
Denki sighs "fine -Eijirou let's him go-
But you owe me a date with that hot goth cheerleader Kiyouka."
"Consider it done!"
"Your lucky I love you man." Denki sighs.
They begin their journey once again Eijirou triumph in victory and denki gloomy without his daily dose of girls in crop tops and skirts.
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《Objective:Befriend the Bro》《Mission: get the girl》
FanfictionEijiro has been in love with Kaito Bakugou for a while now and finally mustered the manliness to ask her out. She rejects him but continues to tell him that she infact, does like him just has an overprotective brother and in order for them to have a...
