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I walked down the hall to my classroom

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I walked down the hall to my classroom. I was walking back from detention. It wasn't my fault though, the hoe wanted a fight so I gave her a fight. It's not fair that she didn't get in trouble, fucking rich people. Whatever. I made it to the classroom and slammed the door open.

"Guess who's back!" I yelled as I walked into the classroom.

"L/N, don't walk in and interrupt my class like that again, unless you want to go back to detention." The teacher yelled.

"I can walk in however I want." I said, arrogantly.

"You wouldn't do it at your grandma's house," the teacher said.

"My grandma is dead, there is no house," I said as I walked to my seat. The teacher looked like she was struggling with what to say, ha gotcha bitch.

After a couple of hours class was over, which meant... Lunchtime! I jumped over my desk and ran out the door. I fucking hate that class but I fucking love lunch, you even get the best meals when your first in line. Today they were serving that good shit, so I had to get in line first. As I ran into the cafeteria I saw one person in line, it was my best friend, Sofi, a small chubby asian. I quickly ran towards her.

"Whattup bitch," I said as I hugged her from behind.

"Nothing much, just saving your spot for you," she said with a soft smile.

"This is why I love you, we need to get married," I said as I hugged her plump body while fake crying.

After a while we got our lunch and sat down. Of course we are sitting alone in the emo corner because for some reason no one wanna fuck with Sofi, that's their loss though, they never had a chance with a bad bitch like her anyway. I tell her it's fat shaming, but she says it has something to do with her family. I wouldn't know, though I don't pay attention to that type of shit, I'm more worried about how I'm gonna take her hand in marriage.

"Oh, I recently found out my brother is coming back," Sofi said while taking a bite of her burger.

"Damien?'' I asked with cheese dripping down my chin from my nachos.

"Yeah, he says he misses everyone, but we all know he misses Reina," she huffed while cleaning my face.

"Of course he would miss that fake ass blonde hoe," I said annoyed, "If only people knew she wasn't actually blonde."

As I was about to pick up another nacho, the cafeteria doors swung open hitting someone in the face and knocking them out. Can I get a F in chat?

"Speak of the devil and she shall appear,'' I muttered irritably.

"Queen Reina has now arrived please make way for the beauty," simp #1 says while laying down a red carpet towards our table.

"The one time she decides to sit with us," Sofi says. Reina started walking towards us in her skimpy, white, 9 inch heels. She got to our table and sat down, the guys were practically drooling over her short skirt and enjoying the view of her black lace thong.

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