WMMAP x Male OC (Twin AU): "Just Want To Sleep and Survive"

Part 1

So boring..... BANG!!! BANG! A man weeping on the ground in front of two lifeless bodies is begging for his life as his eyes are filled with anger and desperation. He glares at the man who has his life in his hands. "Is that how you look at someone when asking for something?", whispers a man draped in black with bloodstains. The pitiful fat man looks at the ground immediately. "You sure are obedient." laughs the mischievous man smacking the top of the fat man's head with his pistol. "Well, it's not like I'm going to actually spare your life so just say your prayers, and hurry, I want to eat dinner". The man gets up in a fit of desperation and larches his arm forward hoping to achieve a fatal wound. "You basta-"BANG BANG. How annoying. I even felt good today and gave him a chance to pray. Sigh... Hmm... I actually kind of want to sleep instead of eating. Let's sleep by a riverbank today...

RING A RING! "Answer in 1,2,.."

"You're so fucking annoying, just text me if there's another job."

"Aww, come on. This is one of the only times I get to hear a friends voice"

"A 'friend', hah, now that sure is funny. Is someone who you send out to kill people whilst not knowing their name called a friend nowadays...?"

"Quit being so stingy, Reiler~," says an exaggerated tone coming from a crazed man.

"What do you want?" demands 'Reiler' scrunching up his forehead due to a headache.

"Oh, nothing really. Just got informed of something and wanted to say my goodbyes."

You're goodbyes...? HAH. Well, it's nothing new but so soon....? This is pretty sad considering I don't have anyone to particularly say goodbye to...

"Oh c'mon. I can practically hear the self-pity in your thoughts right now radiating from the silence"

"Why are you telling me this?"

"As I said, you're a friend. I know Reiler isn't your name but I did enjoy our time together... I gotta hurry up with this now... It was the boss, he's pissed and wants to let out his anger, yeah sorry. Now before you die, I want to say,....... it's not like you didn't deserve this~"

"You motherfucker--" BANG BANG

"Already...? Well gotta go back to work now. Bye-bye Reiler if you're bleeding out right now. Nice knowing you!" Clack

Sigh...

Hmm... what's this? Is seeing pitch dark actually the afterlife? Thought it would be eternal suffering considering what I did.

"WAHH! WAH! WAHH!"

Jeez, what the fuck?! What is the deafening crying...?.....light, I'm alive....huh, why can't I move my body? Where are my teeth?!?!

Oh my god, am I going crazy having reincarnated?! I'm hearing a shitty guys voice.

What the hell?! What is this voice calling me a shitty guy?!

You can hear me?!

Woah who are you?!

A person who reincarnated into this baby.

Huh, baby...? Oh! Yeah, that pretty much explains this defenseless body. Are we twins then?....who knows I don't want to think too much...

(that took him a couple of seconds)

Well yeah, we're in the same situation then.

Okay, I became conscious like yesterday and so far I can say our names are Athanasia and Athanasios. I, being Athanasia and you Athanasios, let's refer to ourselves as that since we'll have to get used to it. I have a slight idea of what kind of 'world' we are in but I'm not sure yet. Anyways,... how did you die?