Kanye West goes to Disneyland (An Anti-Bullying Ad)

Have Fun *wink*

Person 1: *cries silently so as not o be heard by my bully*

Person 2: *watches as bully steals her lunch money*

Person 1: *cries because the bully just stole my lunch money and now I cant buy dino nuggets from the cafeteria and I wont be able to go to seven elven after school and get a slushie*

Person 2: *laughs at her because I am scared of being bullied but I secretly also share a love for dino nuggets*

Person 1: *looks in her direction because we once shared our love of dino nuggets long ago on the playground swings but now she has turned to a life of bystanding and laughing at me while i am currently getting bullied, yet still I sympathies and understand her new role in this life, for i too would abandon friends to fit in*

Person 2: *pulls out phone and scrolls through past photos of our time sharing dino nuggets and has a moment of regret while I watch the poor girl be pushed away from the bullies grasp*

Person 1: *gets shoved to the ground by the bully and passes out as my head collides with the concrete and gives me a concussion. the teachers call an ambulance and i am rushed to the hospital. the doctors and administrators ask what happened and no one confesses bc they are scared of the bully*

Person 2: *the whole school attends the assembly that the teachers have put on the try and identify the perpetrator of the bulling yet everyone watches with their head down. Shifting eyes and nervous glances pass between every student but not one dares to speak*

Person 1: *I recover from my head injury and get to spend time at home instead of school and I get to eat dino nuggets everyday and not have to see the bully or the backstabbing dino betrayer. once I return to school, everyone is so awkward around me and acts as if I am weird and different*

Person 2: *she sits alone in the cafeteria, the bustling crowds and banter not pulling her focus away from the tray of dino nuggets in front of her. I felt a lump in my throat of guilt, the others at my table not noticing my lack of interest in their conversation. I couldn't just walk over and sit next to her, I would be socially destroyed*

Person 1: *sees her with her tray of dino nuggets and notices her shifting glances my way. I feel as if there is some unresolved and shaky tension between the two of us, considering she literally let me get a concussion, so I try to ignore it. I focus back on my ultra rare sixth generation Pokémon card collection and bask in the glory of my ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card that is worth thousands of dollars. I think to myself of how terrible it would be if the bully saw this ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card*

Person 2: *bully stands and struts over to where she is sitting, pounding his hand enough to make all the items on the table bounce in the air for a second. A shine from one of the objects reflects from the lights and all eyes turn to it. We all knew what it was and I knew that losing something like that would be soul crushing. The bully raised the card enough to display the flames of Charizard tail and everyone gasped*

Person 1: *I stare in horror as the bully picks up the card, utterly manhandling my ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card and paying no mind to the absolute bank cash money bread that it is worth. I fear what the bully might do to the ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card, yet I feel as if I already know. the bully holds the ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card in his hands and turns to me, says a homophobic slur, and threatens to rip the ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card in half. I cringe just at the thought, but I know that his threats aren't empty, and he will do what he says. I get on my knees and start to beg for him not to. I plead for mercy, for forgiveness, and pledge that I would do anything for him not to tear the card. he turns to me and responds with "anything", I nod my head, knowing that only the worst outcome is about to come forth. then he says to piss and shit my pants and run around claiming to be a lame-o soy boy with no parental figures to guide me in life. I start to urinate when I hear a noise come from another table*

Person 3: "i said whoever threw that paper ur moms a hoe"

Person 2: *the teacher breaks though the cafeteria doors and quiets down everyone. A pee trail from the bullied girl on the floor and every face in the audience was stone cold in both shock and fear. I cant describe that feeling, a mixture of disappointment that no one had done anything and a chill down my neck that the girl could've very easily been me. A wave of realization rose over my mind, she was so dedicated to her passions. Dino nuggets and her ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card, both for which her risked her dignity for without hesitation*

Person 1: *the bully ignores the teacher that walked in on him terrorizing me, and yells at me to resume my actions or else he will rip the ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card. When I fail to comply the bully fulfills his promise and absolutely shreds the card, like I mean destroy, like bling blang boom, no more ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card, sis really sis bye, sis really said ight imma head out, the bully really said no ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card for you, like that thing is gone, no coming back from that, bye bye miss american pie, drove the chevy to the levy but the levy was dry, something about good little boys, singing this will be the day that I die, well that ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card died, that's for sure. anyways, once the bully in contempt with the state that he left my ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card, he turns to me with hatred in his eyes. he then immediately strangles me and punches me over and over. I started to think that maybe this will also be the day that I die, but would that really be so bad? I would be reunited with my abolished (and goddamn do I mean destroyed) ultra rare sixth generation shiny Charizard card in Pokémon heaven, and finally inner peace and escape the torment of this truly evil bully. then, as the bully squeezes my neck to finally finish me off, I say with draining breathe "kinky" and then pass away #rip #restinpeace #restinpiecesultrararesixthgenerationshinycharazardcard #shehadagoodrun #youwontbeforgottenbestie #standuptobullying #saynotodrug #nugsbeforedrugs #dinonuggets #dinonuggetskillpeople #jkdinonuggetssavelives #kanyewest*