My name is Clayden. I'm a 22 year old pirate who lives in the seas. Or, more specifically, my ship. Her name is The Moxie, because she's very spunky, high tech and beautiful.
I've got seven shipmates, and we operate by ourselves. We don't need no men to make us happy.
Specifically me. I'm asexual, meaning I don't experience sexual attraction. My best mates make fun of me for it, which is ironic considering that one of them is a lesbian.
My best friend in the world is named Fiona. She has long, jet black hair, a strong but slender figure, sea blue eyes (I'd know), and a certain attitude you can't match. She wears black combat boots, a leather vest and tight brown trousers. She is literally the best dressed. Typical, because she's gay as fuck.
I have a muscular figure, red hair, and green eyes. But my hair is weird. It's not normal ginger, it's red. Red like blood. It's been that way since birth. I have no idea why.
I wear a light green cloth shirt, and brown cloth pants. With brown leather boots to top off that "pirate" look, I easily move around. When we go out exploring I make sure to bring my diamond encrusted short sword and telescope, though.
My asexuality seems like a drag, but it's honestly come in quite handy. Like that time an evil hooker seduced all of them and they almost got poisoned. Or the time when everyone was super horny from a bunch of naked mermaids and I didn't crash the ship like everyone else was set to do.
I'm just writing down my story. I'm just recording my adventures. But if you choose to stick around for the ride, I won't mind. Come along. But just a warning, it's about to get crazy. Welcome aboard, mate.
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Clayden the Pirate's Ace Adventures
FantasiaAn asexual captain always gets picked on by his shipmates, the oldest jokes in the book, like "Clayden, you're the only pirate who doesn't like booty!" But is it possible that his lack of sexual attraction could actually be an advantage on the water...
