**Le time skip broght to you by seagoat dad**
Readers POV________________________
Its beed almost three weeks since ive been brought to this hell whole. It has its advantages like the grubs, so kawii, the giant ass castle and shit. But sadly it, like everything, has its disadvantages, for example, im a crapping slave for my so called dick face of a 'master'; the sun will burn me to death; I cant leave; guards are douches. And worst of all, there are blood ranks. And I cant even be called a mutant, highblood, midblood or lowblood. I have red and blue blood (if you dont already know its not mixed colored blood like what you do when you mix paint, but red blood when the flesh is opened and blue blood before the blood interacts or combines with oxygen) And im the only human on this planet. So far everyone had called me multiblood, whick I guess could be worse. After weeks I finally got a grip on their way of speaking. It's so weird, I guess the maids I work with do come in handy. Without them, I wouldnt know what horns did (that mistake boosts you up to awkward levle retard), the rule, food, the sun, etc. Anyways, ive gotten used to my forever changing schedual. Suprisingly, it could be a lot worst, so the other maids say im lucky. I could be with a sailor. I didnt get it:/
As I quickly paced down the long hallway with a couple other trolls, (thats what they are, I finally figured out) I repeatently thought about how each week, my chores locations became closer and closer to the throne room. When I reached my destination I put the cleaning materials that were in my very full arms on a counter. For once I was placed this time, off in the dinning room. Which was somewhat near the Grand HighBloods room. Or repsite block or whatever. This time I was the only in here. Finally some alone time, since I was always stuffed in a mediumish sized room with other maids. And I also had to sleep on the floor since I cant breath under soperslime. I grabbed a spray bottle and a rag and decided to begin with washing the lower windows. I slid on my headphones and blared dubstep, then began with my work.
After I was done with the windows completely, I wrung my headset around my neck, spun on my heal and grabbed a new rag to clean the dinning table. I stopped dead in tracks when I saw a pair of eyes staring at me...
Grand HighBloods POV______________
FINALLY! Im done with this motherfucking bullshit. I swear I may respect the stupid sea dwellers, but sometimes I just want to cull that motherfucking fish bitch. Aka, her Imperrial Condesention. Meetings with these highbloods are so frustrating, their all so stubborn. UGH!! As I was walking to my respite block after grabbing a faygo from the subtanance block, I heard soft humming that most wouldnt be able to here. I followed the soft melody until I reached the dinning room doors. I opened the doors and entered the large room. One of the maids suprisingly, I think ignored me, either that or she just didnt see me. I walked around the huge table and sat in one of the middle chairs around the table closest to her. From what I could tell she was the now called multiblood . She was on a ladder washing one of the ginormous windows, must be a pain. I tried to get her attention "motherfucker." She didnt hear me, so I spoke a little louder. I eventually gave up, honestly too tired to give a fuck. I watched as she gracefully cleaned to her loud music I could here. She had a weird headset bullshit thingy on her head. But they were playing music for her and she seemed to be enjoying it so I didnt comment. She hummed to a melody that was unfamiliar, but enjoyable. I relaxed a little as I heard her barely scratchy voice sing to the music. When she finishes, still not noticing me, she aproached her cleaning materials and grabbed a new rag. I saw her twirl around, still humming, and jump out oof her (skin tone) skin when she saw me. Well, who motherfuckin' wouldnt be frightened by my high and mighty motherfuckin self.
She chuckled some which was really fucking confusing. I am supposed to be terrifyying for all trolls and whatever the flying fuck she is! The multiblood had a small smile on when she commented "Haha. You scared me, dude. How long, exactly have you been sitting there?"
"Thats none of your motherfuckin concern mutant"
"Ok ok grumpy dick. And its (y/n) by the way."
"What? Are you expecting me to care you bulge sucking bitch" I replied with a smirk showing that I was the superior being.She replied with "Dont get your purple panties in a twist, your dickness. I mean Highness."
"Im not the fugly nook wifting, cunt catastrophie here, motherfucker!" I yelled.
" What was that num nuts? I dont speak complainitive, microwave using, perverted dick waffle ass kissing, dick eating, small tit, no nipple having, fuck face language. Can you repeat dumb ass?"Obviously pissed, I angrily stood up, having the huge chair go off somewhere behind me. I quickly stomped my way towards her yelling "FUCKER, I AM YOUR MASTER! IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIFE, YOUR MICROSCOPIC BRAIN WILL RELIZE THAT I AM THE ALPHA IN THIS SITUATION. YOU ARE THE WEAK AND HELPLESS OMEGA. SO MOTHERFUCKER, I strongly suggest you rethink what position your in, or I WILL MOTHERFUCKIN' smite you so hard, YOU PATHETIC SACK OF FLESH!!"
I was slightly proud of my statement until I relized she was in that stance again. That pose where she showed absolutely no fear and looked me straight in the eye.
I relized that she was either VERY stupid or just brave. But she did peak my interest somewhat. Suprisingly, instead of culling her right then and there, I calmed down some and let her respond.Your P.O.V:::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::
Ok woah, what the fuck. Is he seriously flipping his shit. This guy needs a reality check.
"Dude, ok first of all quit acting like a fucking little wriggler, second of all I'll respect you when you do the same to me, and third of all you dont intimidate or scare me. Never have, never will. And its a joke get over it pussy!" With that he seemed slightly shocked.. I added on one more comment just to show him, that we could be cool. " And by the way, I like your shirt". I punch him softly on the arm and grab my things and exit the room. Leaving a greatly suprised, angry, shocked, releaved, and emotionally confused troll in the dust.(Urm, so sorry for the late updates. Writters block is a bitch. But more updates will be sokn guys. Oh amd thanks for the votes! You have no idea how happy that makes me:D But anyways enjoy the update my little juggalos:o)

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