Grand Highblood x reader

What The Wick Wach Frickedy Frack

***Your POV***

I woke up with the sudden scent of rust, blood and sewage. I shot open my eyes quickly remembering what had happened recently. Being greeted with nothing but darkness, I run for any type of wall thinking I can escape. But only suceeding with falling face first onto the ground and a harsh tug to my ankle along with a loud crash. Figuring that I was in some sort of cell I feel around me and notice that I am chained to what I asume is a wall. ' I gotta get out of here. But how, im locked up. Wait! My dagger!' I thought to myself. I reached for my belt where my dagger's home regurally was located, but soon to be smacked right across the face with reality. 'fuck I dropped it when I had begun a fight with those douche muffins.'

"DAMMIT!" I angrily cursed out loud. Shortly after my comment, I heard an aggresive "Quiet mutant!" Holding back my rage, I sat up cross legged, laying my palms on my knees, I sat there patiently waiting, planning, because as soon as they come for me, and they will have to eventually, I will have thought out all possibilities and be prepared. But for now.. I wait.

After what had felt like an etirnity, I hear a loud squeak from what sounds like a door being unlocked. I plaster an evil smirk on my face and allow four figures to aggresively grab me along with digging their nails into my bisceps while the other two followed behind.

We walked through long and confusing hallways, which seemed more like a maze to me, until we haulted in front of two colosol double doors. The guard on my left released my arm letting the blood flow out as he (or what you assumed was a he cause he doesnt have boobs) pulled open one of the huge doors. Then soonly pushing me in the dark, but huge room. Well more like a thrown room from what it looked like. I was feeling pretty calm so far, even though I had bad anger issues, until i noticed a small glimpse of red and black from the guard on my right. 'Thats my dagger. That worthless piece of shit stole it!' I thought, I couldnt hold it in anymore. Abandoning my plan I quickly grab the guards wrist, twurl under mine and his arm, and twist his arm beind his back. "Aughh!" He screamed aloud in agony. Not wanting to be interupted by the fuck nuggets behind me, I hurry things up and harshly connect my boot with his right shoulder and kick it, causing it to dislocate. After those short moments I kick the leg he was leaning on making him fall to his knees and take his chin and right shoulder and twist them oppisite ways. With that there was a loud pleasurable crack from his now corpse, killing him. I grab my weapon from his belt with a mad mans (or womens. Im not a sexist) grin on. Continuing on with my fight, I go for the guard closest to me. Quickly , I time myself whilst balling my hand and striking him in the nose, then the jaw, then the side ribcage. I then take my knuckles and plant them in the, shorter but still taller, aliens temple. With the last couple of moves, I take my dagger and impale him through bottem of his jaw and in the back of his neck, before dropping him to the ground. The second to last troll was more brauny and taller, but I ended him within a couple minutes. Slightly out of breath, I lunge forward avoiding being picked up again and spin on my heel facing the one of the other guards. He was stunned and furious. He immediantly began to dash towards me as I did the same. Before he cluld hit me, I jumped up with both of my feet to plant them directly into his chest. I roll forward and turn around again to see him on the ground still. I take this advantage to grab my dagger and slit his throat swiftly with splatters of blue blood on my face. I lick the blood off my face and grin standing up. Before I could revel in all my glory, I hear a loud and deep laugg from the barely tinted and dark ginormous throne room. I walk forward with curiorosity and with out a second thought. And honestly, I completely regretted it...

As I approached the massive silowet from the back of the room, his (or what I assumed was a his) features became more clear. I had seen that from his sitting point he looked to be about 7ish to eight feet tall, long puffy black hair, tall wavy with similar colored horns to the guards I had 'met', black pants with purple circles, and a way to short tight fitted shirt. But what stood out the most, besides is his very well built body, was his ginormous clubs that could kill anyone with one simple encounter. While I observed him and looked him up, showing no fear, I eventually came to a hault when relizing I was aboout 4 feet away from him. With my arms crossed and back completely straight, we finally meet eyes. His eyes had seemed to be slightly red. Wait, not even slightly pretty much all red. In other words, he looked pissed.

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GHB's point of veiw:::

As I awaited for the next mutant to be brought in for my next culling, I had relized that was getting slightly... Bored. But as if the mirthful messiahs heard my prayers, one of the double doors were opened. I sat there watching being unseen as the little,.. Well I didnt really know what she/it was. All I knew was that she looked motherfucking weird and she could very easily whoopp somones ass like it was nothing. In translation, she could kick ass. I could tell she was enjoying it because she was smirking. Like something actually I would motherfucking do. Before she had a chance to truely enjoy her new corpse award. I interupted by chuckling my loud laugh. She looled suprised because when she turned around she sized me up and strided towards me with courage. Her actions were amusingly interesting so I thought, why not keep the little fucker. I might have some use for her.

With strong, and powerful moves I rise and start striding towards her. She seems not to be afraid, she stands tall and meets my terrifying glare. When I had reached her, attempting to avoid her violent actions, I grabbed her by the back of her neck and pulled her up until she met my eyes. This motherfucker was struggling like a grub. It was so pathetic.

Readers POV::::

This bitch! I immediantly and furiously began kicking, scratching and punching at him trying escape. All he did was chuckle!! Ok, now that, that fucking pissed me off. I began yelling like a banchee.

"Let go of me you shrimp dick fuck nugget. I will personally chop off your dick and shove it down your esophagus. God damn it let go of me you bitch!!"

I can tell he was enjoying this. What the fuck is wrong with him. After about five minutes I just stopped. His grin fadded and his booming voice loudly stated. "Took you a MOTHERFUCKING while. I was wondering whether id have to cull your ass or not."

"You'd have to what?" I asked with a curious expression present on my face.

"So you are as stupid as you look." he commented with a strange chuckle.

"Ok first of all, you cock juggling thunder cunt, your the one who's the fucking alien. Second of all, my neck fucking hurts so let me down. And third of all, dude your fucking breath smells like wet socks, cabbage and horse shit."

He looked stunned, but quickly returned to his sharp grin. "You got spunk little mama. Honk. But what YOU NEED TO MOTHERFUCKING know, is that im the motherfucking king here and you bow down TO ME!" With that he dropped me from that height, making me hurt my knee like fuck.

Still a little angry I stood up and said "Alright alright, whatever 'motherfucker', dammit my knee hurts dude what the fuck." I said crossing my arms and squinting up to him after rubbing my knee. His face still sturn, I watched as his face became concerned and it seemed like he was going to say something, but he just stood there. After a good couple of awkward minutes he simply said " Mmnnnnot my problem" and brought his foot back and kicked me in the left leg sending me flying (more like left shark:D no.. Ok) . I landed on the ground with a loud thud while he yelled, once again, over his shoulder after walking away "GUARDS!! Bring her to the MOTHERFUCKING maids quarters"