Prince Philip x Donald Trump

Dead lmao

Donald Trump arrived to Prince Philip's funeral the next week. He cried the loudest and screamed Philip's name. When the ceremony was over, everybody had a chance to look at Prince Philip's deceased body.
     When Trump walked over to the casket, the first thing he looked at was not Philip, but the gigantic spider on the corner of his bedding. A strange smell filled the air. It smelled like fresh dead body. Donald Trump cried again, knowing that the smell really means that Philp is dead.