Our dumbasses

Vc quotes

"I would rather fight Zeus himself than go to math class" -Haley

"Dionysus = Greek Jesus" -Jess

Haley: go fuck Apollo
Jess: what did you just tell Hermes to do?
Haley: I didn't tell him to do anything
Jess: Yeah. Just Apollo.
Haley: he heard that
Jess's soul: exits her body

"Jess, my 12 year old brother just hit on you" - Haley

"I love fluffy cows." - Ella

"Why is there naked children?" - Anonymous

"sadly fucks" -Lana

"Not the sadly fucks, please stop." - Lana

Persephone: "So...who in this server is gay?"
Artemis: "Everyone, that's why Haley's in it"

"She's got big tits." - Lana

"So....is it normal for Haley to talk to these people instead of sleeping?" -Persephone, again

"Poor chipmunk rat thing" -ella

"Late is for the weak." - Emma

"she's a nice hellhound"-Ella

Dionysus: "Did that girl just assume everyone in her 5th grade class was straight...when she's also gay?" He asked while sipping his wine

"Is my life the circus?" - Emma

"I relate to Forky because I'm trash" -Lana
"One persons trash is another person's treasure" - Emma

"You hole!" - Emma

"I would be gay for you Lana" -Emma

"The black plow-age." - Haley

"there was a crocodile in my backyard the other day and i thought it was a bunny"-haley

"Have you met you?" - Haley

"Add sad songs because I'm depressed" -Emma

"You're all disappointments" -Emma
"I know" -Jess
[9:00 PM]
"Thank God she left." - Ana

"Outrovert." - Haley

"Being a single huthored is smared" -Emma

"How about instead of fucking off you just fuck Lana" -Haley

"I will storm into the underworld and bring you back, you can't die." - Haley

"I don't have mental problems" -Emma

"I don't have a sleep schedule" -Also Emma

"I don't have a mental health" - Emma

"That's normal, good job" -Ella

"People health" -Emma

" none of you else " - Emma

"Hey girl are you Draco, cause I want to punch you in the face!" -Lana

"I'm inside the closet" -Emma

"necks are overrated anyways" - ella

"do you have pants on ?" - emma

"youll be a cute carrot" - also emma

"emma im giving you big watermelons cause youre always complaining" - lana

"no cause then itll be inaccurate" - emma

"I said I'm Caillou cuz it's bald" -Clare

"how do you invite the rhythm guy"-ella

"Is it ra-ha-aining. No, it's just the airconditioning" - Emma

"never work in customer service"-jess

"it's a lot thicker than i thought it was"-emma

"pages are satisfying" - lana

"emma's hard"-ella

"i'm always dirty"-emma

"what do you call jason and nico?"-emma
"...dead...?"-Ella

"Time flies when you're being bullied" - Emma

"I ate my grandma." - Lana
"What?" - Emma
"You know, the frog thing from Moana." - Lana
"The carb?" - Emma

"For me and Ana, it's consensual bullying." - Lana

"Don't ask for my thought process, cause there is none." -Emma