"I would rather fight Zeus himself than go to math class" -Haley
"Dionysus = Greek Jesus" -Jess
Haley: go fuck Apollo
Jess: what did you just tell Hermes to do?
Haley: I didn't tell him to do anything
Jess: Yeah. Just Apollo.
Haley: he heard that
Jess's soul: exits her body
"Jess, my 12 year old brother just hit on you" - Haley
"I love fluffy cows." - Ella
"Why is there naked children?" - Anonymous
"sadly fucks" -Lana
"Not the sadly fucks, please stop." - Lana
Persephone: "So...who in this server is gay?"
Artemis: "Everyone, that's why Haley's in it"
"She's got big tits." - Lana
"So....is it normal for Haley to talk to these people instead of sleeping?" -Persephone, again
"Poor chipmunk rat thing" -ella
"Late is for the weak." - Emma
"she's a nice hellhound"-Ella
Dionysus: "Did that girl just assume everyone in her 5th grade class was straight...when she's also gay?" He asked while sipping his wine
"Is my life the circus?" - Emma
"I relate to Forky because I'm trash" -Lana
"One persons trash is another person's treasure" - Emma
"You hole!" - Emma
"I would be gay for you Lana" -Emma
"The black plow-age." - Haley
"there was a crocodile in my backyard the other day and i thought it was a bunny"-haley
"Have you met you?" - Haley
"Add sad songs because I'm depressed" -Emma
"You're all disappointments" -Emma
"I know" -Jess
[9:00 PM]
"Thank God she left." - Ana
"Outrovert." - Haley
"Being a single huthored is smared" -Emma
"How about instead of fucking off you just fuck Lana" -Haley
"I will storm into the underworld and bring you back, you can't die." - Haley
"I don't have mental problems" -Emma
"I don't have a sleep schedule" -Also Emma
"I don't have a mental health" - Emma
"That's normal, good job" -Ella
"People health" -Emma
" none of you else " - Emma
"Hey girl are you Draco, cause I want to punch you in the face!" -Lana
"I'm inside the closet" -Emma
"necks are overrated anyways" - ella
"do you have pants on ?" - emma
"youll be a cute carrot" - also emma
"emma im giving you big watermelons cause youre always complaining" - lana
"no cause then itll be inaccurate" - emma
"I said I'm Caillou cuz it's bald" -Clare
"how do you invite the rhythm guy"-ella
"Is it ra-ha-aining. No, it's just the airconditioning" - Emma
"never work in customer service"-jess
"it's a lot thicker than i thought it was"-emma
"pages are satisfying" - lana
"emma's hard"-ella
"i'm always dirty"-emma
"what do you call jason and nico?"-emma
"...dead...?"-Ella
"Time flies when you're being bullied" - Emma
"I ate my grandma." - Lana
"What?" - Emma
"You know, the frog thing from Moana." - Lana
"The carb?" - Emma
"For me and Ana, it's consensual bullying." - Lana
"Don't ask for my thought process, cause there is none." -Emma
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De TodoDumb things we've said on discord (keep in mind that most of these have been taken out of context)
