"A cop once came up to me while I was drinking" -Jess
"They're the reason I'm mentally unstable" -Jess
"You should never get a boyfriend because men suck" -Jess
"guess what I found a sharp object, do you want me to throw it at you?" - haley
"No one can angst the way I angst!" - Ella
"We're going to stab stab." - Jess
"I'm attracted to glasses" - Emma
"Remind me to never take you to an opticians then" - Jess
"Tortures fun" -Emma
"u should finish my mom" - lana
"Smeat" - Lana
"Gay month" -Ella
"I find your misery funny." - Ella
"Time power." - Ella
"Meow meow meow. And then he died" - Haley (mid speaking Spanish)
"You're five feet-" -Haley
"I'm a wizard, not a demigod" -Ella while using a bad British accent
"Of course it wants to have sex with me, I'm sexy"
- Lana talking about a fly
"The flies definitely in love with me...I want to kill it" - Lana
"yes i absolutely despise haley"-jess
"yes your right i am a demon"-jess
"What's she gonna do? Tell Jason? He's dead" -Jess when Ella said she was gonna tell Emma something
"Oh she's singing, I thought she was doing some sort of satanic ritual." - Jess
"Frankie is dead, it's such a sad day.
Frankie is dead and we can't find his remains." - Jess while in mourning
"i wanna play w lucy again" - Lana
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RandomDumb things we've said on discord (keep in mind that most of these have been taken out of context)
