Rise of the transvestite Goblin

Green warts lotta make-up

The thing sat on Joeys chest looked at me with and irritating glare of superiority. It was about 2 foot tall and had a repulsive warty green complexion. It's eyelashes were caked in so much mascara that it looked like two spiders had been glued to it's face. In the deepest, graveliest voice I have ever heard it said

"ma'am either step outside or go to sleep because I have some serious work to do"

I looked down at the "serious work" that it had to do concerning Joey and found out that the darling little creature that had basically just told me to bugger off was, in fact slipping Joey into my red corset and painting his toenails purple. I was not going to stand for this.

"listen you, I think we need to have a little chat" considering I had just found a small fantasy creature in drag dressing my husband up in my most feminine items of clothing I thought I was taking things quite well ... That was until it replied

" hang on a minute love, go sit in the living room and let me finish up here"

"bbbut you? It's my, my house"

" go on now, stick the kettle on I'll be out in a sec. Coffee. No milk. Two sugars

"ok"

After sticking the kettle on and making the requested beverage I sat at the kitchen table and stared into space. I was flabbergasted. Eventually the little green ... Man? Came and sat opposite me, took a sip from his coffee, leaned back in the chair and sighed.

"you know it's not often I get a pretty woman making me drinks on the job, do you have any biscuits?

"uh yeah there in the cupboard. Please help yourself" And he did. He ate all of the biscuits. He then went into our fridge and devoured a block of cheese. Weird.