Spring Broken

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Cole is riding his bike while some 4 rat demons and 4 pig demons are chasing after him in two cars and he toss a grenade and it landed in the car with the pigs and blows up while carefully aims a revolver at the second car with the rats and blows the rat driver's brains out causing a crash killing the passengers and head towards I.M.P. for whatever Blitzo wants with him

" okay that's done now let's go to see what Blitzo is doing" said Cole as he ignores all of the destruction he just caused

Cole drove up and saw Blitzo yelling through a microphone to some person in a pink car and out came Verosika Mayday a very popular pop star, and it seems that she and Blitzo know each other as they insult one another front and back and what Cole doesn't know is that the reason is that it seems to all because she parked her car in his parking spot

"Okay what the fuck is going on here" said Cole as he parked his bike in his own space and he asked Loona, Millie, and Moxxie as they got out of the van

" it turns out Blitzo date a pop star" said Millie as Cole saw a big hellhound standing behind Blitzo threatening to hurt him because Blitzo threats Verosika with reporting her to HR and somehow that cause them to all laugh like they were in a laugh track from a sitcom from the 90s and then she went back to insulting Blitzo

" Anyway, meet my new Hellhound, Vortex. Unlike you, he actually does his job well." said Verosika

" Ta ta, fuck stain." shouted Verosika leaves with her bodyguard as she flips Blitzo off and gives him the middle finger"

" Ugh, I wasted so much time with a bag of holes like that." said Blitzo to himself

" okay why is this happening I can't believe I'm wasting a Saturday dealing with this shit, I should be with my friends or my girlfriend, at least continue expanding new business, or offing my enemies" said Cole annoyed and tired of this already as the others asked pry out info on Blitzo's relationship and private life

" Okay, look, you are all making this into a way bigger deal than it needs to be. I don't pry into your stupid personal lives" said Blitzo being a hypocrite because he does do that

" You do that all the time, sir" shouted Moxxie

" Come on, you kinda do that" said Millie

" You totally do that" said Loona

" you better not do it to me unless you want to be blind for the rest of your fucking life" said Cole as he glares at Blitzo

" oh shut it Sanchez, we are going to get what is ours back" said Blitzo as Millie asked about the sex while it grossed out Moxxie and she pointed out he want to know about sex with Micheal Crawford

" Okay, look, let's just drop it! Millie, find a temporary spot for that truck. Okay Loonie, Moxxie, Sanchez, let's go handle this shit" said Blitzo as they went to handle whatever the fuck is happening right now and they went to speak to Verosika and Cole noticed Loona is nervous about something

Cole was unaware and he saw a male incubus with green eyes, blonde hair, and red skin just standing around drinking beer and Cole went up and see what's up with this guy and to have beer too

" hey" said Cole as he begins drinking

" oh hey" said the guy

The two drink as they saw Vortex leads Blitzo to Verosika, Loona developed a crush on the guy, and almost called Blitzo dad, and Moxxie getting sexually assaulted by Verosika's crew and that made Cole laugh at Moxxie's misfortune

" so what all this about" cole asked the guy he's drinking with

" No idea, just do whatever the boss lady says" said the guy as Cole saw that Blitzo and his ex made a bet and Cole left the office and went to IMP meeting room

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