Cole and Meg were hanging out at IMP because he's being forced into work because he destroyed the company van in a demolition derby for payback for betting a park spot and Meg is just there for no reason just because she wants too, they were watching tv together and a commercial about a start up company in heaven that saves human lives called C.H.E.R.U.B. came on about three little angels singing a jingle sounding surprisingly similar towards Blitzo's jingle for I.M.P. and Blitzo just shot the tv for no reason at all
" Nice one B" said Millie
" was that really necessary" asked Cole
" probably not but who cares jingles are so fucking annoying" said Meg
" give me another one Mox" said Blitzo as he replaced the broken tv with a brand new one and moxxie turn it on to a news report with Katie Killjoy as Cole pulled out a gun and shot it as everyone looked at him
" what I hate that whore" said Cole
" I do too her neck freaks me out when it's snapped back and forth" said Meg
"Yeah you're right" said Cole texting his girlfriend and he saw Blitzo shooting another tv with a commercial about Wally Wackford
Suddenly a earthquake just happened and it woke Loona up and asked about
" I didn't know hell has earthquakes" said Meg
" they don't" said Cole as Loona and Millie begins to panic and so did moxxie
" Jesus Christ mox, calm down" said Cole playing along with them as Loona punched into the wall as it was destroyed crushing Moxxie with the debris and come forth was some weird old man who looks like a cheap 50s cartoon villain with the mustace mixed with a robot
" who the fuck are you old man" said Cole as the guy introduce himself as loopty goopty as loona points that his loopy personality is completely unnecessary as everyone begins to ignored Moxxie's pleas for help
" SHUT UP DEAR FURRY" said Loopty causing Loona to growl at him
" ha furry" Cole said as the guy hired the imps to someone, Lyle Lipton who is a ugly old fat man and he was his business partner and he tells them how he died by a accident with a machine that turned him into a old man along with his partner and he survived
" so let me understand this, you want us to kill old man Lipton so that he won't get all the credit and cash for a machine that turned you both really old that killed you that's evil it's stupid" said Cole
" It's evil towards me now get your crimson asses up above and send that heartless no-good son of a bitch to Hell, where he belongs" said loopty
" okay but that's not evil at all but I always want to kill a old man but there's one problem with that" said Cole as turned to Blitzo and he tells poopty I mean loopty, that he will probably get stuck with Lipton forever
" oh trust me I'm counting on it" said loopty as he summoned a massive array of weapons from his back
" you know something doopty, I'm starting to think you are going fit in down here just fine with other the other crazy bastards down here" said Cole
The scene change to the human world as Cole was in his human disguise and the imps were dressed up in very tacky costumes and Blitzo looks like a YouTuber with a clown wig while Meg stayed behind in hell with loona, the Imps and Cole were riding on a tour bus and they stopped at Lipton's mansion
" okay dibs on killing the old guy" said Cole as he and the imps went to the house and looked inside and it wasn't a pretty sight, Lyle Lipton in a hospital bed kissing a picture of his one true love, free stock
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Hazbin Hotel: The Tragic Demon
General FictionA young high school student named Cole Sanchez who been bullied by a gang and drove him to the brink of suicide, his prayers are answered by the devil himself and Cole made a deal with the demon Lucifer, who give Cole the powers to transfer his pain...
