I woke up to see 100,000,000 million mikans atanding around me testing my blood. I ask what happened and they explain how gogy kizsed me and i fainted. I hear one of the mikans scream! I asked what happened it turns out... IM A HIGH BLOODED HOMESTUCK TROLL??!!!! Purple blood flowws from my mouth and my head hurts as horns shaped like wenises form. My eyes tyrn yellow. My lips are turning grey.. j lick them but realise GOGY KISSED ME WWITH SHARPIE AND RUBBING ALCHOLO?! I see George walk in and run to my bed he jumps on me, grabs my beaitiful horns and puts his feet on my luxurious kneez and he sucks the sharpie off my face and drags me into my bath tub. He pours lots of rubbing- no he doesnt its vodeka. He drinks it all and then goes in to the shower. I wake up and none of this evver happened. I start crying.
