Today is Vinnie's birthday and I have some things that I planned today. Right now I'm making Vinnie some breakfast in bed.
Michael: It smells good as hell in here. Ooh can I get some?
Y/n: You see the eggs, butter, and all that stuff over there?
Michael: Yea.
Y/n: Come and make it yourself.
Michael: Wow so it's like that?
Y/n: For sure now go sit your little ass somewhere.
Michael: But I'm hungry.
Y/n: Boy I said make yourself some food shit.Y/n: Vinnie wake up.
Vinnie: Mmmm. It smells good.
Y/n: I know and you can eat it once you brush your teeth. And of course, happy birthday.
Vinnie: Ha thank you.
Y/n: Yea go brush your teeth now.
Vinnie: Whatever. You wanna shower with me?
Y/n: You don't even have to ask.Vinnie: Can you make more? Cause this taste AMAZING.
Y/n: Yea of course. You just wait here.Y/n: Michael I need to make Vinnie more food, so can I come through?
Michael: Uhh you may not be able to make it.
Y/n: Don't tell me your hungry ass ate all the the food?
Michael: ........I did.
Vinnie: Babe it's fine. It means a lot that you were willing to rip Michael's head for my food.
Y/n: No after today, Michael imma whoop your ass.
Michael: It's the fact that I believe that you will whoop my ass.Y/n: Okay Vinnie you get to open one gift this morning, three in the afternoon, and ten in the evening, and a little something at midnight.
Vinnie: Can you tell me what that "little something" is?
Y/n: Mmmm yea no.
Vinnie: UGHH.
Y/n: Boy bye. Now here, open your first two gifts.