koganegawa x reader!!

unicorn cupcakes🦄🧁

you wake up to birds chirping and kogane standing over you...with a blender.

what kind of horror movie is this?

"One where i force you to make food with me at three in the morning‼️"

girl what the fuck are you talking about? i know i see light peeking through my window...

see, that doesn't sound too bad, it just isn't three in the morning

"Check again hoe it's dark outside"

you turn around and see it really is pitch black outside. those birds lied🙁

"Now come my child, we have pastries to bake"

at three in the goddamn morning? i think the fuck not trick ass bitch i'm going back to sleep

you pull your covers over your head and attempt to go back to sleep. kogane notices and tears your blanket off of your bed and with a scary voice says

"Do you want to make unicorn cupcakes or not😡"

unicorn cupcakes?!?! why didn't you say that earlier man oh hell yea!

you know i'm down for unicorn cupcakes😻

"Great!!😁"

you both walk down stairs to the kitchen where everything is set up. this shit is like a dream but better!!

if you don't know what unicorn cupcakes are then what the fuck are you doing with your life?🤔 they're the best thing known to man because cupcakes are great but colorful cupcakes are better😻 they're colorful cupcakes with colorful frosting stuffed inside and on top with a shit ton of candy. i know they're amazing😲

as you approach the kitchen counter to admire the sweets you'll be using kogane opens the fridge door and brings out store bought frosting.

"You beat believe we will be whipping this shit before using it because we're cool like that😻😎."

damn this man is really the right one for me😍

i didn't know i could love you more until you said that😽

*if you don't whip your frosting with a mixer before using it i still trust you but i trust you a little less🙁unless you don't own a mixer then you're alright*

you fire up the mixer and shit sounds like you fired up a chainsaw. maybe stuff isn't as accurate in dreams...

after you finish fixing the frosting you separate it into multiple bowls and add food coloring to make the rainbow frosting😻🥵

"You know we still have the cupcakes in the oven. We haven't checked them in a bit😰."

since when did we have cupcakes in the oven...

you open the oven door and perfectly cooked cupcakes rise and sit on the counter.

you know, it would be wonderful if it would do that in real life😕

"Bring those bitches over, I'm gonna frost the fuck out of them😈"

he did indeed frost the fuck out of them.

while he was frosting the fuck out of the cupcakes you started paying attention to the candy sitting on the counter. unicorn cupcakes don't have to have a certain candy on them to be considered unicorn cupcakes. they just have to have candy and a shot ton of it.

you saw skittles, sour patch kids, m&m's, starburst, gummy bears, jellybeans and some other good ass candy. these shits are gonna send me to heaven and then the bathroom👻