Garbage pregame kiyouma one shot (Because I said so)

Rad.

THIS IS: FLUFF, AND PREGAME, BECAUSE I SAID SO.

DEAR READERS:

If you don't like kiyouma, leave. This isn't FOR YOU >:(

I know im working on the oumami story

but I need a break <:(

DONT SPAM WITH HATE PLEASE

If you're one of those shippers that are like 'ItS gOoD bUt It WoUlD bE bEtTeR iF iT wAs *Insert ship* No OfFeNsE' Leave please <3

Drink some water, you look sad :(

Bold italics= thoughts

italics= Actions

""= Character speaking

POV= Point of view

(normal text with brackets)= quick author note

A/N= authors note 

IF YOU MADE IT THIS FAR YOU'RE RAD

K onto the story now :)

(Btw sorry if its not the best-- im tired)

(Also they're already in a relationship)

(Yes this is based on a role-play I did)

(Yes. When Ouma is sleepy, he is giggly, and bubbly, and squishy, and cuddly. What are you gonna do about it? Nothing. Yes he says rad un-ironically. What are you gonna do about it?? NOTHIING!! AKAKAKAKAKA FEAR ME!! RAWR!! lmao kill me (/j) im having severe sleepy akakakakaka)

(Yes. Castaways. Shut up. I feel like it.)

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~~KOKICHI POV~~

          I tiredly laid on the floor. Its cold.... and its nice.... and its... REALLY COLD!! AWOOGA!! COLD WOOD FLOORS SUPREMACY!! I heard Kiyo chuckle"Ah- dear- what are you doing??" I rolled over. "Floor. Cold. Niceee" He sighed. "But... Dust..?" I sat up. "Oh my GOD!!! Do you think there are any dust bunnies?? :D"

   "Surely there are... clumps of dust..?" I Sighed contently and I flopped back on the floor, giggling. "I bet they think the floor is nice and colllddddd" he went silent. I hope he thinks the floor is cold. BECAUSE IT ISSSSSSSS!! "Ah- um-- you don't---..... You don't think-- that-- they're actually-- rabbits.. do you..?" I giggled. "I've never seen one before! I don't know" I giggled again.. "Ah-- I see.. Dear-- get off the floor..! Dust AND dirt- might I add- can make you sick you know..!" I giggled "Rad." I CANT HELP IT!! I continue giggling. He sighed. "You're gonna be the death of me." I gasp. NOOOOOO! "Noooooooo don't dieeeee :( " He chuckled H O T L Y. "If you die, I'll be sad :(" SHUT UP!! HE'S HOT! LIKE-- HOLD MY HANDS?? "Too late." I sit up as he's dramatically flailing backwards. "Noooooooo-" I start crawling over to him on my hands and knees. "-ooooooooo :(" He looked down at his book, in a soft manner. "Go away. Im dead." I frowned sadly and I flopped onto the floor. "Thats not very rad :("  He giggled softly. "Its not?" I sat up and I sprawled my upper body on top of his lap. "Nooooooo :( its not :(" He sighed. "Go get some rest, dear.. You're clearly tired"

  "Not until you undie :(" He laughed softly. "Nope. Im dead. Forever" I frowned. "Don't be dead! Deceased! No longer among the living :( Because thats not rad :(" He pat my head. "Ah.. Dear, you'll be fine" He giggled. "Noooooooo :(" I stood up. "Kiyoooo :(" He smiled and he pulled me onto his lap. "Fine.." He put a hand on my face. "But only if you get some rest.. okay??" I smiled gleefully. "Yayyyyyy :D" He pulled his mask and he tenderly kissed my forehead. "Rest well dear." I giggled as I put my head in his chest. Kiyo's chest is just like--- >>>>>-- you feel me??  ehehehehehehehehe. I moved into a position that I can fall asleep in. C O Z Y 

  *INSERT FALLING ASLEEP*

--------D R E A M--------

     "YOOOOOOO" 

     "HEYYYYYYYY"

     "eHeHeHeHE GO TO JAIL!"

    "NO >:(((( YOU CANT MAKE MEEEEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIEIIeeee"

    "BUT I CAN TELL YOU TO BECAUSE IM PART OF THE PIGGY PATROL NOW >:)"

   "HOW DARE YOU >:(! Thats not rad."

   "IMMA THROW YOU INTO HERE NOW"

   *BACKGROUND CHANGE* 

   Suddenly there are dust bunnies infront of me. "Heyyyy-- have some tea! :)" 

   "Awwww thank you!! can I pet you?? :D" They got mad. "NO! >:(! NOW YOU CANT HAVE TEA UNLESS YOU SING! >:(" 

  "Okay Lmao."

  I *ahem*ed

  "~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CASSSSTAWAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WWEEE ARE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CASTAWAYSSSSSSSSYSYSYSYSYSYSYSYSYS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" i giggled. "~~~~~~~~~WEeeeeEEEE~~~~~RE STUCK WHERE WE ARREEREREERERE~~~~ NO HOUSE NO" G I G G L E "NO BECAUSE NOOOOOOOO!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~CASTAWAYYYYYYYUYYYYYSYYSYSYSAAYAAAYAAAAAAYAYAYSAYYAYAYAYYSYSSS~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~" They gave me a cup of tea "Its called teawater :)" I smiled "Thats rad :)" They gasped "YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE!!"  

 "No way <:0"

  "Have a tea crown!" They placed something on my head. "Teeheeeeeeeeee!!!! I like this room because it smells good teeeheeeeeheeeee" 

  "RAD"

  "Wait... wheres my--"

--------DREAM END--------

 "---Tea!" I heard a small hm..? "Ehm-- what about tea??" I leaned back a tad. "Ah-- sorry love!! Um... that was... an odd dream..." I awkwardly laughed. He smiled under his mask. "Its alright dear.." He put his focus back on his book. "You were sleep talking you know.." I blushed and looked away. "Wh---- um-- what about??" He pulled me abit closer. "Something about castaways and 'something something something smells good' kukuku~" I laughed awkardly. "Ahah- um-- lovely..?" 

   "How much do you um-- eh-- 'rad??'-- was it?" I went a bright red. I rarely say things like that in front of him.. mostly because of fear of judgment. He speaks all fancy un-ironically and I don't wanna make him confused or like-- make him think I m weird-- am I overthinking?? "Um-- ack-- "I- um-- ah sorry-- im embarrassed of my behavior, love" *Insert more awkward laughter*  He kissed my cheek and giggled. "Ah.. Its alright dear.. I find it quite adorable actually.." OH.MY.GOD. HE. DOESNT. HATE. IT. AJASDJFKASJHDKFHASKJD STOP BEING HOT >:(((((( AKAKAKAKA >:( "Ah-- really??" He gave me a small mhm. *Insert a good ending to the story, im too tired to write it lmao*

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A/N

I hope you liked it lmao

-R4nt4r000s1mp <3

Word count: 971

Character count: 5,524

Pages in google docs count (Bc I copied and pasted into google doc): 6

Dear count: 8

Rad count: 8

Giggled count: 12

My patience: 0

My Apple Pencil: Broken

Hotel: Trivago

K bye