I'm on house arrest now because apparently i am 'dangerous' to the public. i have this metal thing around my ankle like a fucking animal, like what's the point of that? i can still go to school but i have to be home by 4:30 every day. HELLO i have a life people why am i caged up inside my house.
it's okay though because i know the police are wrong, me and my love are meant to be together, no doubt about that. i mean did you see how happy he was when i kissed him in the mall? he was literally jumping with joy. i sighed with happiness. right now i'm in my house (obviously) staring at the ceiling because i cannot go out at all. if i was allowed to go out i would probably go to.....
"OI YOU COME HERE" my mom interrupted my thoughts, i groaned out load my mom is so annoying i hate her
"WHAT YOU BITCH?" I shouted back, i suddenly heard loud footsteps stomping/running towards me. i turned around to see my mom's red angry face. she growled in my face, spraying spit all over me.
"What did you call me?' she whispered still miraculously spraying spit onto my face.
"Can't you keep you spit in your mouth, that's where it's meant to be you know" I told her, grinning at her. her face went from red to purple in a minute, it was hilarious. she narrowed her eyes at me and then gave me the punishment. i had to eat cat food and dog food mixed up wih some shit. she's been giving me this punishment for so long it actually tasted good now so hahah in your face mom!
Since i'v got nothing to do at home, i tried to improvise some fun. it didn't work i don't think licking your toes is something someone can do or throwing rocks at the mirror. so i just when to sleep, tomorrow i have a big day ahead of me
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