whats the point?

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i saw him again a few days later, i was walking in the mall and i bumped onto someone. i looked up at the guy and got ready to rant but then i realised it was the hot guy from before.

'hey sexy babe, how have you been' i said as i squinted my eyes at him and puckered my lips to form a sexy look, it works try it, i have had so many guys in the past actually fall on the floor because they were so amazed by me. 

i don't why it didn't work on him though because he frowned at me and growled

'did you delete the picture'

'ooh easy tiger of course i didn't, in fact your face is my wallpaper on my phone' 

he then came so close to me and was going to say something probably about how much he is in love with me or something but i didn't give him the chance to.

i kissed him, my mum taught me how. i licked his ears and then spat at his mouth. he flinched back but i grabbed him, pulled his face close and then wiggled my eyebrows seductively. 

'what the fuck?' he screamed, god he so wants me

'ohhh kinky, is that what you want to do? it's ok i'm available any time' and i leaned in and kissed him again 

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I don't know what i did wrong, i'm in a police cell right now because apparently i am guilty of assault. those security people at the mall came running and they grabbed me off him. they called my mum and she's coming in a bit. she'll save me, she always does.

'hello mr policemen, can you let me out of here' i said but he shook his head

'pretty please' i tried but he shook his head again

'i said fucking please okay, some people are so fucking rude, hasn't your mother ever taught you some manners" i squeeled at the top of my voice.

......and now i am in more trouble, great! 

A/N hello everyone, let me remind you again that this is a real life story