art by my girlfriend
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one day some irish person was walking on the beach then the saw something in teh waterr;!!1!1!1 "omfg is that neil ciciegamagtahasjuwwiia??" "why yes, it is me neil cackleberries and im going to drown you and eat you bc i am a cannibal sea monster lol" "no please dont kill me neil caca" they screeched in agony and despair as aquatic neil drowned them. "this is what you deserve for being irish" "please no im sorry for being born in ireland" "apol0gy not accepted" neil said as he continued to drown them. finally they died. "mmm yummy irish person corpse" he said as he vored them. the end