Part 4

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Future Tanaka:  I mean, 4 female Ghostbusters? The feminists are taking over!

Tanaka: *singing* I'm an adult virgin!

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Oikawa:  I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH MAKKI YESTERDAY!

Iwa: TOORU, ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK!

Oikawa: I WON'T HESITATE BITCH

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Akaashi: There is only only one thing worse than a rapist

Akaashi: Boom

Bokuto: A child

Akaashi: NO-

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Tsukishima: Stop saying I look like Chicken Little! He's dumb, and he's a coward. AND I AM NOT A COWARD!

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*Noya filming*

Tanaka: Hi, my name is Chelsea, what's YOUR favorite dinner food??

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Tanaka: Got diagnosed with cool guy syndrome yesterday.

Tanaka: So now I take, ha, Adderall,

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Daichi: You either buckle down and do your work or you'll end up at McDonald's.

Kageyama: WE GOIN TO MCDONALDS IF I DON'T DO MY WORK?!

Daichi: *trying not to laugh* No

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Noya: WHAT YOU SAY?!

Ukai: I said whoever threw that paper, yo moms a ho.

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Tsukishima: Hey guys.

Tsukishima: So, my brother used me today, so I'm starting a Kickstarter to get him down.

Tsukishima: The benefits of killing him would mean I would bet pushed way less.

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Suga: Shoyo, why do you want to go you the ball?

Shoyo: Because, step-mother, ball is life.

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Ushijima: *seeing snow for the first time* The fuck, the fuck, the fuck is in the air? The fuck, there's white shit everywhere!

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