Part 3

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Kenma: There's a spider

Hinata: So what you want me to do?

Kenma: KILL IT!

Hinata: YOU SAW IT FIRST, YOU KILL IT!

Kenma: YOU'RE THE MAN

Hinata: SINCE WHEN?

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Bokuto: If I punch myself, and it hurts, am I strong, or am I weak?

Kuroo: Strong

Kenma: Weak

Akaashi: A dumbass is what you are

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Yamaguchi: Hey, did you call our neighbor Mrs.Johnson, a b**ch?

Tsukishima: Yeah, she changed the WIFI password!

Yamaguchi: You can't be- THAT B***H CHANGED THE WIFI PASSWORD?!

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Tanaka: Sorry I'm late, I was... doing things( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Noya: *panting* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN STAIRS!

Tanaka: Push is such a strong word. I prefer calling it "giving you a little nudge"

Noya: Oh, I'll give you a little nudge when I shove my foot up yo ass

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Tsukishima: He died of natural causes...

Yamaguchi: YOU PUSHED HIM OFF THE ROOF!!

Tsukishima: Yeah, gravity! It's natural

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Tsukishima: YOU HAVE EXACTLY 3 SECONDS TO EXPLAIN WHY YOU JUST WOKE ME UP!!

Hinata: Because it's morning and you should be awake

Tsukishima: Oh, interesting, I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WANTED TO DIE TODAY

Hinata: Tsuki, you can't kill me

Tsukishima: It's too late, I've already decided how.

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Daichi: *Talking to Kageyama* Put that candy back, I ain't buying you all that mess

Kageyama: *throws the candy at Daichi*

Daichi: Uh- TRY ME BITCH

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Kageyama: I wish life had a pause button

*later*

Hinata: Every day, you- 

Kageyama: PAUSE

Kageyama: AAAAA

Kageyama: ok

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