Sammy: Babewee whera u @ doe?
You: Huh?Are you drunk😑?
Sammy: NOEW🙅🍺🍻🍺
You: Im coming to pick you up.
Sammy: owkie. Kan whe fuk?
You: Not while your drunk😘
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Nate: I ust wanz to mak u feel qood
You: are you alright?😬
Nate: You already kow u wanz 2 fuc MEEE.
You: Go find Johnson and ask him to take you home.
Nate: Okay buttt he iznt the on I want toz kiss!
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J.j (jack Johnson): SHOYZ SHOT SHOTXZ SHOTTZ
You: are you okay,babe?
J.j: Hellz yez
J.j: Im soooo tipsyyyyy.Im float'in
You: Ugh how many drinks have you had?
J.j: One bottle,two bottle,three bottle,maybe five?HAHAHAH
You: I told you you shouldn't have gone to that party😑I'll be there in ten minutes.
J.j: Kayyy.I wannnna mak out wid u.Love youqw
You:Love you too jack😑❤
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J.G(Jack Gilinsky): I so hornyyu
You: Uhm,okay?
J.G: Don't uou wanz to fiz that?
You: Not while you're drunk😉
J.G: I just wanz to fel ur soft lips round mi ...
You :JACK.Calm down.Ill pick you up and maybe we can do something once you are sober.
J.G:Okier
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Idk if I should do more of these but I thought I should update sooo here yah go😊
