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"HEY! Just who do you think you are, human? You've got a lotta nerve summoning the Great Mammon!"
"Huh?" You muttered out innocently 😇
"Listen up, because I'm only gonna say this once. If you value your life, then you'll hand over all of your money now! And anything. Otherwise I'll wipe that stupid, happy-go-lucky look right off of your face...by eatin' you! Startin' at your head and working my way down, until-" Before he could finish his sentence he got shut by the Sushifer 😋
"Mammon, shut up or I'll punch you!" Lucifer yelled as he punched Mammon
"GAH, OWW! Hey, what's the big idea?! I thought you were actually gonna give me a chance to shut up before punching me!" Mammon told while you were just watching the sho- I mean uh-.. let's just go back to the story
"Mammon here is the Avatar of Greed. He governs and oversees all forms of it. Whenever he takes a liking to someone, they suddenly find themselves awash in money. But from what I hear, if he decides to break it off with someone, that wealth evaporates. They're left without a grim in their name." Satan explained while you silently taking notes in your head for educational purposes ✨
"And he's also a masochist. That part's important."
'A masochist? Well atleast now I know a masochist and a sadist *cough* Scaramouche'
"Indeed. And it just so happens I have a job for my masochist of a brother."
"Y'all, stop telling lies! I ain't asked for that punch, and I AIN'T a masochist!" Mammon yelled
"I smell cap."
"What?"
"What?"
"..."
"..."
"Mammon, you are going to be in charge of seeing to this human's needs during the whole exchange. I expect your full cooperation." Lucifer said sternly as Mammon whined
"What?! Why me?!" Mammon whined like a baby
"Aww, lucky you, Mammon! I'm so jealous..." Asmo told
"All right then why don't YOU do it. Asmodeus?!" Mammon spoke
"What? Hell no, too lazy." He replied back
' Me and my twin when we're supposed to be protecting Monstadt be like -'
"I thought you said you were jealous of me?!"
"Just give up, Mammon. There's no getting out of this. You know you can't refuse a direct command from Lucifer, correct?" Satan asked as Mammon grumbled
"But why does it have to be me?! What about Beel. Why can't he do it?!" Mammon questioned
"This isn't a job we can entrust to Beel. We might as well ask him to eat this human." Asmo explained while you were just staring at Beel
