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present day.
"Josh really bout to send me to jail on some real shit because tell me why, I was chopping some fucking onions and peppers and shit to put in a luh omelette I seen on the food channel and-" I said to Momo while she helped me decide on my next outfit.
"You cooking shit you seein on the food channel?" she asked, raising her eyebrow. "That shit made by Karens for Karens, that shit not for you girl."
"Bitch ion give af, I gotta stay healthy and shit and I done had fast food everyday last week."
She turned her nose up at me. This hoe. She lucky she one of my day ones. Sometimes I be eating badly but that mostly because i be on the road a lot. Mo is a stripper and a professional dancer so she always tryna profess about how you gotta be healthy and work out and shit when she and I both know she only do that shit cause Dr Miami said she had to after she got her booty done. No shade, that's my bestfriend.
"Mhm finish your story." She sipped her wine.
"Anyway I was heating my grease up to fry that omelette shit and then tell me why this nigga gon take my hot grease and use it to fry some fucking turkey bacon."
Momo rolled her eyes, laughing. "Girl you mad over some grease?" I mugged her, picking up one of the smoked salmon crudités .
Ain't shit to laugh about. His dumb ass seen me heating up that motherfucking grease.
"Then he Gon tell me he ain't know I was tryna use it. The little shit he do be making me wanna dead this shit fr." I said scrolling on FashionNova.
"You being dramatic sis, don't be saying no shit like that, she waved me off. "Josh a good man and father and he fine asf, he got hella bread-"
"Ion give AF, you gone steal my grease, you gotta get the fuck up out." I said.
She waved me off. "Whatever, focus on this fit you bout to get."
"Which one you like better? This one or this one." I asked her showing her two dresses.
"Ion know."
"Bitches be no help these days."
"You throwing subs Resha? You giving very much hatin ass hoe."
"Bitch better check my calendar cause a bitch too booked and too busy to hate on any hoe with a white fridge in they kitchen."
"Bitch you done had a white fridge for your whole damn life til last year, don't flex" she said laughing. My jaw dropped.
I went live on Instagram. Views blew up quick.
"Y'all how this bitch Momo gon draw me the fuck out? Y'all tell Momo she a hating ass bitch." I said.
Momo still laughing her bad built ass off in the corner. I put the camera on her.
