as you walk down the dark, empty streets of manchester, you come across a comically placed portal. you decide to enter, bc you're a fucking idiot. you end up in a mysterious realm, more specifically drug alley, obamaville. as you step out of the alleyway, you spot a strange looking mcdonalds knockoff. the logo is blue and purple, and the place seems filthy. because you're a fucking retarded bastard, you enter the mysterious shop. you are almost immediately stopped by a strange figure, pale, white skin. long, pink hair. green waterproof coat. what a fucking loser lmao. he asks you to fuck off, and since you're so fucking stupid you refuse. the figure reaches into his pocket and pulls out a combat knife, and asks you once more. since you're a fucking monkey brain idiot, you refuse yet again. suddenly, 6 arrows appear above your head. you sweat. the man starts spitting facts about the current state of croatia, and doing some weird ass poses while doing so. you stare at him, until suddenly the world turns black, your skin disappears and you become nothing more than a skeleton. you're a failure. you fucking idiot. why did you even enter that portal you little retard. you deserve this.
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