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from the book I read

Perla - ok, kids today we will be translating English words into filipino. Who would like to go first?

Philip  - I will go first, Ma'am.

Perla -  I want you to translate ' I have a blue book ' in filipino

Philip  - that's easy , Ma'am.. ' Mayroon akong asul  na aklat.

Perla -  that's very good. Okay, who would like to go next?

Martial - ako po, ma! Me me me right here! I want to go next!

Perla - ok, ok,.. I want you to translate.. ' guy, mother, father, and you ; and use them in a single sentence.

Martial - yun lang pala eh! Madali Lang Yan. ' Guy' is 'Ma ' 'Mother' is 'Mama ; ' father ' is tay; ' you' is 'ka'

' Ma-Mama- tay- ka ;

*Smack *

Martial - ಥ_ಥ
Perla - 🤦🏻‍♀️
Philip - 🤣🤣🤣

( This chapter doesn't belong to me.. all idea came from the book that I read..)

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6yo Philip - Ankel,Angel, I rode my bysikel, to buy some papsikel, en den I pel now I heb a bukel!

Amerika ...' wtf '

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Skylar - ok class, tell us one of your national  hero

Philip - mine is jose rizal!

Skylar - Good..can someone tell me who killed him? Spain?

Spain - I didn't kill him teacher

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Kati - how was school?

Del - it was great! We learned how to use ' Po '  and 'Opo'

Kati - did you learn anything?

Del - aba'y oo!

Kati - *facepalm *

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Spain - Ok, use ' Puera ' in a sentence

Philip - Mi maestra es muy bonita.

Spain - that's very flattering, but where is the word 'puera'?

Philip - Puera ka!

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Teacher - use ' Pahinga '  in a sentence

Philip - Nilikha Ng diyos and sandaigdigan at sya ay nagpahinga. Nilikha Ng diyos Ang lalaki at sya'y nagpahinga. Nilikha rin nya Ang Babae. At magmula noon ay Wala nang nagpahinga!

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Kati - martial..I have a piece of meat. I slice it in haft.. how many do I have?

Martial - 2
Kati - I slice it again
Martial - 4
Kati - I slice it again
Martial - 8
Kati - I slice it again
Martial - 12
Kati- I slice it again
Martial - 32 piraso na po
Kati - hinati ko pa ulit
Martial - 64 na po!
Kati - hinati ko pa Ng dalawang beses!
Martial - giniling na po Ang karne ninyo!

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Del - Ma, should a person be punished for something he did not do?

Perla - Alas he should not be punished. No one can punish him. Why did you ask that, son?

Del -Because I didn't do my assignment!