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🐎I will always Return🐎

(this is kinda long-)

(F)America: I hate this Stupid Family

Philip: *chuckles*

FAme: What?

Philip: Well, you can always start a new one with Me

FAme:...*confusion*

FAme: *sudden realization* OH—

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Martial: So where are you from?

America: United States of America

Martial: Which Part?

America: My Whole Body

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America: if I say 'i love you' will you say it back?

Philip: Yes

America: I love you

Philip: it back

America:

5 minutes later

Canada: Why is America Crying?

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New Zealand: Today, I wanna be a Father

France: But You already are

New Zealand: Canada, Australia & America aren't my Children's

5 minutes later

America: Dear Diary, today I got disowned by my father-

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Belarus: I may or may not have set the kitchen on fire

Ukraine: What?! What were you even tryna do?

Belarus: i- um.. was tryna make myself a bowl of cereal

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Belarus: Out of curiosity, how high was I last night?

Ukraine: You forgot what Milk is called and you call it Cereal Water

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America: i got arrested last night for being too handsome

Russia: And you got released this morning for lack of evidence

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Phil: Kuya, how do I get Revenge?

Del: The best revenge is forgiveness

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Phil: Kuya, how do I get Revenge?

Martial: knife

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Ziñio: Do You ever wonder if you're the bad guy in someone else's Story?

Artikulo: I'm the bad guy in my own story

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Del: I'm that kind of person who likes to think things through

Martial: Since when? I onces saw you ate a marshmallow that was still on fire

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