Fuxkin McFlurry|Vmin

Fuxkin Mcflurry

Kim Taehyung, did not know how he got into this situation. 

His boyfriend Jimin, as wonderful as he was, was insatiable. Often waking him up in the middle of the night wanting to hunt or nibble on the neck of some unsuspecting human or even cow if he's really starving. 

But what's weird about tonight, is that jimin didn't want either. Not to hunt, or even any blood. 

They were both vampires, Taehyung being turned in the 1800s and Jimin being turned in the 70s. It was a simple meet-cute situation: they met while trying to kill each other. 

Vampires are very territorial, but after a few limbs went flying and a few MORE hours of regeneration they realized they had more in common than they thought. 

Long story short, decades later they were still together. 

And Jimin was still the same as he first remembered him. Stupidly cute and insufferably charming. 

Which was why they were on their way to their nearest McDonalds. 

To get a fucking McFlurry of all things. 

Taehyung hated human food and would often just eat store-bought meats that were either extremely rare (read: bloody) or hopped on some unsuspecting animal or humans. 

Jimin, being turned later than Taehyung craved human food quite often along with the usual 'creature of the night delicacies'. Which was why they were on their way to McDonalds, and why Taehyung would make a mental checklist of all the petty things he could do to annoy his beloved partner. 

"Taehyung-ah." Jimin said, in a saccharine manner. Per usual he was trying to make his boyfriend be less of a grump. 

But nothing could make Kim "life's a bitch and so am I" Taehyung be less of an ass when disturbed from his sleep. 

"Fuck off", Taehyung mocked in that sickeningly sweet voice. The same one Jimin used on him. 

Safe to say he didn't respond like Jimin wanted him to. 

They eventually pulled into the McDonald's drive-thru and got to order. 

Not much of a line considering it was 2am in the morning. 

All Taehyung could hear was his boyfriend ordering his ridiculous drink. 

He couldn't have ordered the simple Oreo McFlurry like everyone else, he thought. 

Park Jimin was an enigma. 

But Kim Taehyung was an even bigger one, you'd think he would've denied Jimin and just stayed home but he came along with him. 

Jimin would've been fine on his own, but without question he went with him. 

They currently sat in their cheap little car, Jimin eating his McFlurry and Taehyung, half-asleep, listening to his boyfriends disgustingly endering little noises as he talked and ate the rest of his stupid little milkshake. 

"It's not a milkshake Taehyung-ah! It's way more than that, it's totally different from a milkshake…" he could remember that conversation from the first time he had gotten Jimin one, it was a surprisingly informative conversation Taehyung had to admit. 

It made Taehyung think about how so many times Jimin had asked him for the most useless and worthless things in the world and how he would ALWAYS get then for him regardless of if he himself thought it was "trivial, human trash" . 

Despite the differences between Taehyung and Jimin, they both loved each other dearly. Taehyung with as much coldness he had in his eyes, looked at jimin with such fondness and passion that it would surprise anyone that didn't know him well. 

They had been there for each other for decades, and never once had Taehyung ever questioned Jimins' fondness for human items. And never once had Jimin questioned Taehyungs' dislike for human items. They just had an unspoken agreement, something that worked for them well often. 

The nature of their relationship had been questioned by their human and vampire friends alike, always wondering how such different people had worked so well together for so long. 

They had never gone into detail about their relationship, but they had always agreed that they had just always had a mutual connection from the start. Even when they were biting each other's limbs off. 

(Taehyung had been so surprised at the shorter mans' strength that he had almost married him on the spot!) 

Jimin was insufferable. And he couldn't have it any other way.

So, Jimin had obtained his McFlurry.

And Taehyung fell asleep with a smile on his face.