The Army of The Cat Lady

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"Come on dog! Since a Dog was still a kitten I had to teach her how to do stuff and lay down some rules. Dog in order to climb up the steps you must jump onto the next step not run into the step! Like this ! As I got down on the ground demonstrating."

"DINNER!!!!!!!!"yelled mom

"Thud!!! I jumped down the steps. Hoping that Dog would follow me down, but she just stayed at the top. She didn't know how to get down, so I went back up the stairs and jumped down agian. Mom what is for dinner?"

"A little something I like to call cat food fondue, and hamburgers!"
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW gross! I hate meat, because I am a vegetarian."
"JK. We are having pizza!"
"Without pepperoni?"
"Yes."
"YAY!"