Crossmare oneshots (Rewriting)

'Uninvited Guest' Ft. Strawberry Nightmare

Nightmare was just peacefully sipping his, oh so loved coffee before unexpectedly spitting it out from a certain someone.

"What the fuck are you doing here!?" Nightmare spat. At Strawberry Nightmare.

"Oh! Hello other me!" Strawberry Nightmare cheerfully said.

"Don't 'Oh! Hello!' me." Nightmare retorted. "Why are you here?" He repeated.

"Error destroyed my au sadly." Strawberry Nightmare replied.

"Yes, finally. I was waiting for the day he would destroy that stupid au of yours. It's sad you didn't go with it." Nightmare sighed.

"Anyway, I'm moving in!" Strawberry Nightmare revealed happily while seeming to ignore Nightmare's last comment.

Nightmare had choked on his coffee from this news, "WHAT!?" He yelled.

"Yeah!" Strawberry Nightmare exclaimed, in a completely opposite emotion Nightmare was yelling in.

Then as if on cue, Cross walked in.

"Baby~!" Strawberry Nightmare purred and instantly clung to Cross.

"Hey! That's MY boyfriend!" Nightmare interrupted, clearly jealous.

"Well~, Crossy here invited me!" Strawberry Nightmare said.

Nightmare fell silent for a few seconds, a shadow falling over his face. "Cross, tell me he is joking." Nightmare muttered.

"W-Well, I felt bad for him!" Cross stammered. "So, I thought he could live here..."

"Isn't Crossy the best?" Strawberry Nightmare praised, resulting in Cross blushing.

Nightmare was increasingly getting more jealous. Strawberry Nightmare noticed and shot a smirk at him. Hiding it from Cross of course though. The mug Nightmare was holding was slowly cracking from the pressure the negative lord was applying on it from anger.

"Hey Cross, I think Killer is looking for you." Nightmare lied.

"Oh really?" Cross responded. "I'll go to him then!" The shorter of the 2 taller different versions of negativity teleported away leaving the Nightmare's alone.

"Fuck off." Nightmare growled darkly; venom laced in his tone.

"Oh, what foul language you have there." Strawberry Nightmare commented, taunting Nightmare.

"How about this..." Strawberry Nightmare trailed, making it more suspenseful.

"We share him!" He suggested.

There was a moment of silence. It was broken from Nightmare laughing. Strawberry Nightmare's smirk faltered slightly at Nightmare laughing so hard from what he said.

"Ah, that brings tears to my eye socket." Nightmare wheezed wiping some tears that formed from laughing so hard.

"That's amusing." 

"What makes you think I would even consider what you offered?" Nightmare spat glaring daggers at Strawberry Nightmare.

"It was just a proposal!" Strawberry Nightmare said, hurriedly. "I'll be looking around my new house now! Toodles!" And in an instant, Strawberry Nightmare had teleported away.

A few seconds passed before shattered remnants of a mug flew across the room. The mug finally broke under the pressure of Nightmare squeezing it too tight. Coffee dripped off Nightmare's still-closed hand onto the floor. Nightmare sighed, he teleported away (Probably to get another coffee) and left the mess there.

Today was not an enjoyable day for Nightmare for sure. Must be one of his worst days.

I'm back~ Didya miss me? Nah you didn't. But I managed to get an idea, hope I get more! Love you guys!

~Susu