There lived a man named Ernie. People called him the wild man. One day he yelled "Call of the wild man yeyeye!" Then ran and jumped into a lake full of mud. He shouted "Yeyeye live action come get'cha some."
A lady walked out. Her name was Deborah.
She winced and asked "What in the hill billy buck of hee haw is going on here?"
Ernie replied with his nearly toothless mouth " Just a lil hill billy hand fishing is all."
Deborah screamed and started running away. A snapping turtle jumped up from the lake and latched onto her hand. The wild man jumped up and ripped the turtle off her hand.
Ernie bowed and said "Your welcome mam."
Suddenly, he realized her hand was missing. He looked over and saw it was hanging from the turtles mouth. Deborah fainted onto the floor. Ernie yelled
"yeyeye!"
Then ran out of the woods to get an ambulance. Luckily the doctors were able to reattach her hand. Ernie stayed with her in the hospital. When she woke up he said
"Yeyeye she lives!"
Then busted out of the hospital window like Tarzan and ran off back to the woods. Deborah was mortified.
