Aries: gO tO sLeEp BiTcH!!
Jeff: SLEN-
Aries: *knocks him out* not this time bitch
Taurus: you saw nothing
Jeff: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING KNIFE
Taurus: bitch fuck you! *runs*
Gemini: *doesn't notice Jeff*
Jeff: *throws knife at you*
Gemini: *catches knife* you fucked up real good haven't you...
Jeff: *screams and books it*
Cancer: *didn't steal the knife*
Jeff: why the fuck do you have my knife!
Leo: I don't have your knife~ *hides the knife behind your back*
Jeff: GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING KNIFE!!!
Leo: say please~
Jeff: *is pretty pissed* SUCK MY DICK
Virgo: *Jeff didn't notice until you stabbed him out of annoyance*
Virgo: caw caw motherfucker!!
Jeff: wait... THAT'S MY FUCKING KNIFE!!
Virgo: no shit sherlock, only took you a bloody week to realise
Libra: JEFF!!
Jeff: THE FUCK YOU WANT?!
Libra: I HAVE YOUR KNIFE
Jeff: YEAH RIGHT!
Libra: I'M NOT LYING!! I'M COMING UPSTAIRS RIGHT NOW TO STAB YOU WITH IT
Jeff: WAIT WHAT?!
*you did as you said and stabbed him twice in the shoulder before retreating once he grabbed his knife back*
Scorpio: I'm not that stupid to steal one of his knives! *nervous chuckle*
Scorpio: *running* but I am stupid enough to steal three of them!
Sagittarius: Scorpio[y/n] I'm here!
Scorpio: yes then Sagittarius[y/n]!
Jeff: MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Scorpio + Sagittarius: UNO REVERSE CARD BITCH!!
Capricorn: *on the phone to Taurus* yep, I can arrange that
Capricorn: is there anything I should know?
Capricorn: Scorpio[y/n] and Sagittarius[y/n] have also stole some of his knives?! Pfft, I'll help them clean the body as well
Aquarius: *on the phone to Jeff* they what?! *laughs*
Jeff: IT'S NOT FUNNY
Aquarius: yeah yeah whatever... I'll help them finish the job though~
Jeff: NOO-
Sagittarius: Taurus[y/n] did you bring my [weapon]?
Taurus: yeah I got all of ours!
Scorpio: he called someone by the way
Capricorn: who's this?
Aquarius: it's me! Don't forget to tie him to the bottom of the lake
Capricorn: cool!
Pisces: what did I just witness...
Pisces: *puts the knife back*
Jeff: that's right, you put that shit back
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Creepypasta Zodiac Signs
RandomTitle says it all I just want to say, I have no grudges about any of the zodiacs, I'm either struggling to think of things or they are just completely random. I just let my fingers type and my mind to just wonder away from reality Cover picture foun...
