Collection Of Hetalia Characters X Reader

I summon thee: England

"Dora the explorea, Dora the explora, bitch look good for a four year old. It's okay because I'm a humannnn and she's an animationnn being that little mex-"

"What in the actual fuck are you doing England?" I  walked upon the most traumatizing words strung together. His words had woken me up from upstairs. This was in a McMansion housing all of the non axis countries, trying to pick up some way to overpower the three scrubs.

But I think I've heard that from somewhere...

But being caught red handed with a book in hand, England was frozen in place. He used his hand to shut the book almost immediately as he heard my words. But he had not taken into account the fact that the booklet inside of the summoning satan text bulged out.

Wait...

Walking up towards him, I grasp the book, needing to get to the bottom of this travesty. What in the hell was this man doing at 3am in the basement of the headquarters the countries were staying in.

England put the lyric packet from pink man and hid it between the pages of the demonic bible.

"Its not what it looks like-"

"Who the hell were... actually what the hell were you trying to summon." My eyes flicker up towards his. His bushy ass brows furrowed together. His expression was a mix between horror and shame.

"Nothi-"

"Don't lie." I quickly cut him off. "You have guilt written all over your face." England swallowed, his Adam's apple moving.

"I can explain. H-... How about we grab a cuppa?" I nod my head, however I will not let him grab the book back from my hands. Oh no. No sir.

"Here..." England let out a long sigh as he placed down the cup of tea, his chair squalling as he moved it to sit down. I raise my eyebrows, before motioning with my hand for him to start talking.

"First and foremost, can we keep this between us?" I nod my head in affirmation. England takes a long sigh, dropping his shoulders before grabbing a sip of tea, almost as if he was trying to prolong the avoidance of words.

"From flying mint bunny-" this was already going to be hilarious. But for now, I need to keep my expression neutral. "Said that there would be an ally we could summon. ... and it not being Russia's head inside the pentagram."

Oh boy

"So I was thinking in order for us to grab an advantage. Flying mint bunny wouldn't do anything detrimental to our cause. Perhaps, she would play funny tricks like this." He laced his fingers together, putting his chin on top of them. He then sighed, moving to cover his eyes, most likely in shame. He then popped his head up once more.

"She said that it would be a pink record that would fight for us. So of course I would try. She encouraged me to grasp this Record and use it to summon a woman named Dora the explorer. It sounded like it would be solid."

"Did you forget you legit said 'looks good for a four year old'." I used my finger as air quotes.

"Well-" he spluttered out. "I thought it was just some random thing to say. I paid no mind, and trusted fully in the song." I couldn't help myself, I groaned and put my face in my hands as I shook my head side to side.

"You're acting even more stupid that Italy. Anyway, what did you think was going to happen?" England simply shrugged, unsure of how to answer.

"We'll don't know!" England threw his hands up. "How was I supposed to know? I was excited that it probably wasn't going to be Russia popping in."

"This. This is what you would've summoned." I drew a crude, quick drawing of pink man. England coughed, looking away.

"So..." he looked everywhere except my eyes. "Arreee you still up for our date?" He said rather awkwardly.  It made me giggle snort, shaking my head in yes.

"Of course. But perhaps you should cut down on the summoning of demons?"

(So I didn't proof read this so I'm sorry if it has messed up grammar but I'm too lazy.)