Random anime one shots
Now I myself do not know what a one shot is because I can only find lemon one shots and I know what lemon mean so-
So here's a better way to say this "anime things that could happen? With or without y/n"
So here's the rules i...
The oc's name is Kate and she has no ability Bsd=bungo stray dogs
Dazai walks into work an hour late and as soon as he opens the door an angers kunikida is standing there,
"DAZAI!!" Kunikida yells, "Woah woah you don't have to yell" dazai replies, "YOUR AN HOUR LATE WHAT WERE YOU DOING???!!!" Kunikida screeches, "Sleeping...eating...and I found a new way to kill myself, but that's all" dazai said,
"GET TO WORK!" kunikida yelled, "K" dazai said, Dazai slummy walked to his desk and laid down in his chair, "H-how do you stand him?" Atsushi asks, "You get used to it after a while don't worry you will too" dazai replies.
It had been about 2 hours until someone walked in,
"Um excuse me, is this the armed detective agency?" A girls asks,
The girl looks like this:
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Also she has her knee up that's the only whay I know how to draw people so...anyways
Kunikida pretty much teleports infront of her "Yes this is what do you need help with?" He asks, "Well um, I lost my cat and the police couldn't help me so you guys were my sec-" the girl said before SOMEONE CUt HER OFF, "We can not help you with your missing cat" kunikida said,
Then dazai pretty much teleported in front of kunikida "that was a jokeeee...I can help you find your missing precious feline :)" dazai said smiling, atsushi stares at dazai 4 meters away in confusion,
Kunikida looks at dazai in confusion as well, "what" dazai says looking back at atsushi and kunikida, kunikida sighs "alright he can go and help you find your cat, dazai you better not kill your self on the way" kunikida says annoyed,
"K" dazai says, grabbing the girls hand and dragging her gleefully out of the agency, "He's gonna try to commit double suicide with her!" yosano yells from another from room, "I know!" Kunikida replies,
"Um, sir?!" The girl says, "yeah?" Dazai says, "If we're going to be looking for a cat shouldn't we walk?" The girl suggests, "oh, yeah!" Dazai says with a look of realization, Dazai and the girl walk for a while until he asks,
"What's your name?" "Oh! It's...uh-...kate!" Kate replies, "such a lovely name for such a lovely lady!" Dazai says, "yeah..." kate says looking away, a few minutes have pasted and still no sight of kates missing cat,
"Have you heard of a 'double suicide'?" Dazai asks all of a sudden, "uh...yes!" Kate replies in a rush, dazai turns to her with a smile spread across his face, "have you been looking forward to commiting a double suicide?" He asks still with his smile, kate thinks for a second "I-I've been thinking of committing suicide?" Kate replies looking at him with a nervous smile,
"Then I must ask, will you commit a double suicide with me?" Dazai asks outing out his hand looking down, kate looks at his hand in sheer excitement which looked kinda weird, "YES!" She said then covering her mouth, dazai grabbed her arm and ran, "w-wait!" Kate yelled, dazai stopped, "yes?" Dazai asked, "I-I wanted to commit suicide at a designated spot!" Kate replies nervously, "where?" Dazai asked, "f-follow me!" Kate replies grabbing dazai's hand and dragging him somewhere,
After about 4 minutes they finally arrive at their destination "here it is" Kate says as she lets go of dazai's hand, dazai looks around for a minute, "we're in front of a building, do you wanna climb up?" Dazai asks, "no...I want to get inside then climb up" Kate replies with a sweet smile, "do you know what building this is?" Dazai asks, "u-uh..n-no..." Kate replies nervously, "we're in front of the...port mafia building..." Dazai says with a look of disappointment in his eyes,
"Dazai?" Kate says, "did you actually lose your cat?" Dazai asks with a serious look, "n-no..." Kate replies, "WHAT THE FUC-" a voice says from a bush, "Michizo TachiHara." Dazai says looking in the opposite direction of the bush, "hi..." tachiahara says standing up, "how hard did you work on this." Dazai asks, "not too hard really, it was easy finding the girl, she was an orphan" tachihara replies, "you said you wanted me to lead him here, THATS ALL YOU SAID" Kate says, "I KNOW THAT" he replies,
"So what do you want?" Dazai asks looking tachihara's way, "to convince you to join the port mafia again" tachihara says, "so you, gin and maybe akutugwa was apart of this?" Dazai says, gin pokes her head out of a bush, "you did good" Dazai sighs, "and I actually thought I found a beautiful lady I could die with" Dazai says kicking a bush right next to kate, "ÆÆÆÆÆUGHHHHH", "...chuyya..." Dazai says, "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" Chuyya yells poking his head out of the bush Dazai kicked,
"YOU DIDNT HAVE TO KICK THAT HARD?!?!" Chuyya screeches, "your still my dog" Dazai says with a smirk, "SINCE WHEN?!?!" Chuyya yells looking up, "since you lost to me in mortal combat" dazai says looking down still with a smirk, "I WANT A REMATCH!" Chuyya yells, "ok and if you lose your still my dog and if I lose I'm your dog" Dazai says smiling, "FINE ILL BEAT YOUR ASS!" Chuyya yells, "I'd like to see you try" Dazai says crouching down to get to Chuyya height, dazai and Chuyya walk away,
"We instead reconstructed a relation ship between 2 people who are nemeses to each other" tachihara says rubbing his head, gin nods, "well good job kate" tachihara says, "thank you, and bye" kate says walking away,
Later on Dazai and chuyya go to the same arcade and sits on the same seats, and dazai beats chuyyas ass in mortal combat, "you lost shortie" Dazai says, "IM STILL GRO-" chuyyas says before looking down in disappointment, "your still what?" Dazai asks, "OH SHUTTHE FUCK UP!" Chuyya replies looking in the opposite direction of Dazai, "well good game, I'm glad we were able to play together" Dazai says looking at chuyya with a smile and walking away,
Dazai gets to the agency and opens the door, "so did you get the girls cat?" Kunikida asks, "no, she didn't have a cat, but I had a good time" Dazai says with a smirk.
That was my first one shot ever hopefully you guys enjoyed, and I suggest y'all to watch the anime you can watch it on Crunchyroll, Funimation, and anime websites, it's an amazing anime see y'all next time
