Wtf (anime one shots)

Drinking

This is an AOT one shot with no y/n
(Btw this is 3 AOT universe)

Hange, levi, and Erwin drank a bit too much and the cadets now have to watch over them

Levi sits down in a chair gasping for air,
"Captain levi, are you ok?" Eren asks,
Levi looks up at Eren and squints, "shut up e-ren" levi says, jean bursts out laughing,
"Oh shut up!" Eren says smacking jean,
"I think we should take note on how their acting" Armin says, "why?" Mikassa asks, "I mean, if they ever become drunk again it's good to take notice" Armin replies, mikassa nods in agreement,

Levi gets up from the chair and takes one step then falls on his face, Hange starts laughing, "sut te fu u" Levi mumbles still on the ground, Hange burst out laughing then slips on falls butt first on the ground, Sasha helps up Hange, mikassa goes to help levi to get up, "I never expected levi to act this way when drunk" Armin says, "well I didn't expect levi to get drunk at all" Eren replies,

4 minutes has passed and things get worse, the cadets have to put levi on couch arrest to make sure he doesn't break a bone, while Hange has to have some hold her when she walks, Erwin acts completely sober even though he isn't, and Levi keeps on harassing Eren while Hange harasses levi,

"Eden" Levi says, silence fills the room, Levi points to Eren, "wut do humans taste like?" Levi asks, Connie and jean burst out laughing and fall the floor, "um- I've never eaten humans?" Eren replies looking confused, "ye u hav, u a titan, u ate human" Levi says, "Levi how drunk are you?" Erwin asks, "5,2" Levi replies, "uh- ok" Erwin says, "Levi did you eat any werid sugar?" Hange asks chuckling, "nu" levi replies,

"So levi is the most drunk out of anyone here" Armin says, "maybe I mean- he drank first" Hange says, "heway" levi says looking at Hange, "levi has also forgot how to speak" jean says chuckling, "nu I havt horse face" levi says pouting, Eren falls on the ground of laughter, "HE COULDNT SAY A SINGLE WORD RIGHT BUT 'horse face' " Eren cries of laughter,

It's now midnight Hange and Erwin have already passed out drunk, but levi is still awake is trying to escape couch arrest, "nOOOOOOO LET ME Go" levi yells, "we can't you'll break a bone" Armin says, "who said I have bones" levi says as connie pushes him to the couch, after 1 minute levi makes a run for it, and levi is able to run for about 3 seconds until falls and the cadets grab him, levi swings his legs all over the place grunting, "you know what run free" Sasha says as she lets go, levi runs forward and runs into a cobble wall face first, "oh shit" connie says, " WHYD YOU DO THAT!?!?" Eren yells, "he should stay down for at least a few minutes,

The cadets drag levi back to the couch and lays him down and surprisingly he's unconscious, 20 minutes pass and Levi is still unconscious, "hey is he alive?" Connie asks, "yeah he's still breathing he should be fine" Armin replies,

The cadets bring Levi to his bed and now it's morning because I don't know what else to say, Erwin and Hange wake up first and Erwin asks the cadets "how long was levi awake for?" "Until 1 in the morning." Sasha mumbles, "oh my, he must've been really drunk" Hange says, after an 1 hour guess who wakes up

Levi

"Oh hi Levi!" Hange says, levi waves, and as he walks he falls face first, "there is no way he is still drunk" jean says, Armin goes to help levi up, "probably a hangover" Erwin says, "doesn't fel like" Levi says, "there is no fucking way...no way" Eren says,

"WELL WHAT IF THERE IS A WAY HUh? WHAT IF? WHAT FUCKING IF EDEn!" Levi yells, then levi goes to harass Erwin and Hange,

Ok so I saw this really funny comic on Pinterest so im going to include it into this