Karma's a bitch ain't she ?

Karma 11

The fairy/rock/flying type variants are my favorite 

Let's go

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It was like hero's day but worse.

All the akumas they faced (some that gave ladybug nightmares) was around and fighting.

Chat noir finally fucking joined them and the akumas seemed to increase their anger when seeing him.

" nice of you to FINALLY FUCKING join us ass noir " tigress mauve snarled as she used tiger claw to attack mr pigeon and robusto (is that markov's akuma name ? If not I'm sorry).

" well I gave m'lady enough time to accept my feelings and we don't need you extras so go on home " he said as she used his hand to shoo them away.

It felt like everything stopped and a record scratch played.

The akumas looked at chat noir like they see him for the final time.

" please cover the children and baby akumas ears please " tigress mauve asked and the akumas nodded and did so.

Bunnyx took a deep breath, and yelled out.

" FUCK YOU CHAT NOIR !!! YOU ARE A FUCKING BASTARD WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT HIMSELF !!! " bunnyx screamed as chat noir started to turn pissed.

" you are a spoiled rich boy who throws temper tantrums when you don't get what your want " king monkey snarled as he gripped his bostaff harder.

" you treat ladybug like she's this prize to be won, you treat her like shit " carapace spat out, he felt so bad for being on the ladynoir ship train when this akuma shit started.

" no means no you fucking douche nozzle " tigress mauve.

Chat noir was getting pissed.

How dare they talk to him like this !

He is their boss damn it !

And him and ladybug should be together !

They were soulmates !

And oh god did he hate thievul with a passion.

Ladybug laughed at thievul's jokes, while she groaned and even sighed at his jokes.

Ladybug responded well to thievul's flirts, while she hated and even smacked him one time for flirting.

She liked it when thievul kissed her hand, while she nearly punched him for doing it.

How come ladybug liked it when thievul did it but not when he did it.

And not thievul was ripping him a new one, saying how horrible he is and how he didn't take his job seriously leaving ladybug to do all the work.

Of course he took his job seriously !

Once ladybug apologizes for messing with his feelings and admits their soulmates.

He just has to get rid of thievul.

He charged up cataclysm and charged at him.

Ladybug used her yoyo to make him use it on his baton instead.

They gave him a epic beating that the akumas joined in before ladybug de-evilized them and used her lucky charm to restore and fix everything to normal.

Then after everyone left ladybug grabbed the ring and ripped it off of his finger.

" you will never wield a miraculous ever again " ladybug said in a calm and deadly tone as the ring turned silver.

She put a bunch of miraculous guardian curses on him that will make sure he will never wield a miraculous again.

They left him on the rooftop, with one last punch at his stomach by thievul.

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After that fiasco ladybug decided to box the black cat miraculous and only use it for emergencies.

They took a couple days to recover before school opened up again.

And for once lila was silent (Hallelujah it's a miracle).

And everyone was staring at their hands.

 Chat noir was no more and his history of harassing ladybug and acting like a ass spread like a wildfire.

His votes were so low that it beat queen bee and crashed a lot of sites.

Marinette buried his head in her hands.

A crazy fucking day and she needs a break.

But it would take months before it would be back to normal.

And marinette feels a migraine coming on.