The Poo

Chapter 1🥰🥰🥰🥰 - The Pain

I went into the bathroom, not expecting what was about to come. I sat on the toilet about to poop when I felt a sharp pain in my asshole.

"YAAAAAIUUUIUGHHHHH," I screamed. Tears streamed down my face as I pushed my shit out. At last, I heard a splash in the toilet. The unbearable pain was gone, but something worse was about to come. I flushed, washed my hands, and began to open the door.

I stopped when I heard a commotion outside. I'm living alone. Who is in my apartment?

After what felt like hours of trying to convince myself to open the door, it suddenly creaked open.

At first I didn't see anything. 'Ah, it was the wind that I heard. Calm down, Mason, you're-'

My thoughts got cut off when I saw a small fairy on the doorknob.

"Is that Tinkerbell?" I muttered under my breath.

She began to fly towards me and I froze in fear. This bug looked almost humon. Wait, is it a bug or is it really Tinkerbell...

"HEY FUCK HEAD, MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE A LITTLE QUIETER WHEN YOU SHIT." A large booming voice yelled.

"Was that-" I pointed towards the pixie. "You...?"

"YES." She flew up closer towards me. "NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP."

Then, in a burst of rage, she flew what felt like full speed, straight into my face.

"OW, WHAT THE FUCK?!?? WHY DID YOU DO THAT???" I screamed out in pain. I turned towards the mirror and it had left a mark on my face shaped like a dick. I guess it really was Tinkerbell...

"T-T-Tink..." I said, stifling a moan. "I... Love it..."

I winked, then walked out of the bathroom.

"What-" As I walked into the living room, I saw people sitting on my couch. "Why are you here? How did you get here?"

"Well we could hear you pooping from the other apartment buildings, so we went to come check it out. Also I can pick locks." One of them said.

"You cant just break in because I was pooping too loud???"

"We can, it says it in the fine print of the rent contract," Another one said

"Uh, I dont think thats what its called." I walked closer towards the couch.

"Shit, I blew our cover," He grimaced then kicked his feet up on my coffee table.